Two bit private key

Angry morons when they see a strongman:

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truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”

You can actually turn the Titanic around in about 3 minutes: wormstedt.com/RoyMengot/Ti... Unless, of course, you've smashed it into an iceberg and it is now sinking.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

"why would I deceive you?"

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

Hey train nerds! Your welcome~ 💜

This is what Trump did on 9/11.

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave, and it's worth being honest about why:

@hyundaiusa.com pls

SpaceX plans to build moon factories that make moon robots which make more moon factories that make moon robots. This will somehow be good for the economy. Hail capital! Infinite growth forever!

Spread the word - another record on the 99th of 100 days in CA with >100% clean, renewable energy. New battery peak discharge record of 12.994 GW on the 27th straight, 99th of 100, and 160th of 185 (87%) days in '26 with WindWaterSolar meeting > 100% of demand, for an avg of 5.4 h/day.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

reading this at an early age basically radicalized my perspective on artistic expression

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

"It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website."

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Even more galling than the battery of a U.S. Senator is what Noem is saying—that she plans on a military occupation of Los Angeles to overthrow its elected leaders.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

And here it is, your moment of zen:

"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong (April 8, 2025)

Lost all my money in the market. Now will be eating the dogs, cats, and pets of the people who live here. Recipes?

When your threat model is being a moron No phone, no app, no encryption can protect you from yourself if you send the information you’re trying to hide directly to someone you don’t want to have it. 🔗 www.404media.co/when-your-th...

If you're sitting on a lot of Tesla stock, I hope you're thinking about the fact that Tesla's hot new product converted 2% of reservations and had 8 recalls in its first year, and the big marketing idea to turn it all around is claiming organized terror groups are targeting the people who drive them

⚡️ The historic moment of Estonia leaving the Russian-fed power grid. On February 8, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia left Russia and Belarus energy system. By the end of the day today, they will have joined the European grid.

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Christmas Present Completed

any billionaire buying Wikipedia would be a tragedy, "on the good side" or not. we need to stop divvying up all the important institutions along billionaires and then relying on their good graces — look how it's gone so far.

What’s a dog’s favorite Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s book? Seven Hundred Years of Solitude.

“As an editorial cartoonist, my job is to hold powerful people and institutions accountable. For the first time, my editor prevented me from doing that job. So I have decided to leave the Washington Post” — Ann Telnaes, after drawing this cartoon, which included the image of a supplicant Jeff Bezos

Anyone want to check my math on how long it takes to fully replace the water in your body?

Quick update Bluesky: ever wonder why there are no sharp images of these “drones” when many people have good cameras? 👇👇