Kt Schaefer

It never ceases to amaze me how rude my teenagers can be without even trying or meaning to, gotta shake it off sometimes.

I booked my husband and I a banger of a Friday to start this weekend. We start off with You Can See Everything and then approximately 20 minutes later we see Ken Russell's The Devils. It's a great theater so there will be snacks, drinks, and pinball between the screenings.

Me watching the trailer for Greta Get wife new Narnia movie: Wtf. OMG OMFG Then the Led Zeppelin kicks in.

This is what I expected from Iñárritu this time around. A pompous bit of bullshit that says nothing but that he obviously thinks is Very Deep and Meaningful. When really it's masturbatory nonsense that falls flat. I hope it bombs at the box office.

Now seated for #residentevil!

As a millennial Minnesotan the only appropriate phrase for this is, "oh for cute!" And be sure to elongate that 'oh'.

My hubs and I decided that for the reat of 2026 we will have #ClassyTuesday and #TrashyWednesday and we alternate who gets to pick a movie that fits the category each week. 1st up, he chose Classy - THE WOLF MAN (1941). Still debating what I should choose for tomorrow 🤔 suggestions welcome!

No one fucking told me that your forties are just going through reverse puberty. This feels distinctly unfair.

the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever.

Lisa Demuth and Michele Tafoya are going to work hand-in-hand to pass Donald Trump's anti-choice agenda. Minnesotans deserve better.

The hype about #Wicker is very amusing but I do feel obligated to remind larger media outlets that the reason he is so hot is because he's an attentive and enthusiastic lover who prioritizes his partners happiness. And is also Alexander Skarsgard reproduced in wicker, in that order.

They say that going through menopause is as hormonally impactful as puberty. I am on the cusp of this experience and suddenly find myself listening to my angsty teen favorites. Cringing along to Stabbing Westward and Staind (first album only) while making dinner for the kids is kind of hilarious.

Definitely not beating the #adhd allegations with my 3 beverages. Just took a sip from each, water, bodyarmor, then coffee of course. Least flavorful to most.

Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words

I am not a sports fan, but I have to say, the immediacy and intensity of Sumo is so addicting. Maybe its the ADHD, in that things that go on forever just aren't my thing but I love this.

"Let us sit in my cottage and enjoy some food and wine and take some joy in hearing how much pain each have suffered." Eumaeus describes hanging out in middle age to Odysseus on his return to Ithaca.

Reading #TheOdyssey before seeing it in theaters this weekend and I have some thoughts, none new observations I'm sure. I'm about halfway through. 1. Odysseus is the ultimate wife guy 2. Every dude but Poseidon wants Odysseus to marry his daughter 3. Athena is the real GOAT in all of this

I'm putting this out there because I feel like I need to. Existence really fucking sucks sometimes. It is painful, demanding, and so often a double edged sword. I mean you gotta do it because what else is there. But fuck.

Caelan continues to bring the fire. Love it. Watch it. Support them, because they are both very cool and hot AF.

Mutiny on the Bounty level bullshit.

Last day for this!!

Proud to march. Proud to celebrate. Proud to stand with Minnesota's LGBTQ+ community. Happy Pride!

Off to #TwinCities #Pride with my youngest and my husband and I decided to take an Uber rather than deal with parking. Our very nice driver is listening to an audio book on Alexander The Great. Low key queer representation FTW? 🤣 Had to drop an @dancarlin.bsky.social rec to him of course.

Well this happened and i love it. The video reminds me of surrealist triumph, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! The lyrics make my heart sad and little hopeful and the melody is too god damn catchy. <3 @markmallman.bsky.social @tayzonday.com youtu.be/ROhVaORvKsM?...

This weekend I will be making so many fucking cupcakes for my oldest child's grad party. They asked for Red Velvet w/cream cheese frosting. Did y'all know the Dutch process cocoa is no longer readily available? #baking #parent

Excuse me, I do not wish to consume popcorn from the groin of a horse that may or may not have had a bunch of Greeks in it.

This was my feed for a brief moment and I can't stop giggling at how well it works.

Whenever I remember that James Joyce existed I immediately think, "Fuck You James Joyce." But it's said with the best wishes and hopes for the future. Because that guy was so fucking extra and really needed an aggressive fan base to urge him on through spite.

I have this very nice and very large framed print of Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I recently got a real office at my job and have a ton of open wall space that I can decorate as I please. My coworker informed me it would not be A Good Look to hang this on the wall but some days..

happy pride month, faggots

Ah yes the notoriously clean cut, lighthearted, family film... *checks notes* Escape From New York Snyder has nothing to bring to this project and he really needs to get his own ideas.

This is true. Here is my dog, she is very reassuring.

Caelan is doing important work, if you have some spare funds please consider throwing it their way. Let's lift them up so they can actually get professional support and take the breaks they need and not burn out. 💛🤍💜🖤

Apparently perimenopause is when I will finally get that 'Im a grown up' feeling. Unexpected but totally predictable.

This is Lucifer, named after the fallen angel from judeo-christian mythology. Lucifer is a sweet himbo. Does he think he's only 4 pounds when he is almost 20? Check Can he only make soft whisper meows that can be both cute or scary? Check Is he actually the Prince of Darkness? Probably