Kyle Something-ski

#ApocalypseOfTheWeek #NoFilter

Today would be a great day to be a cat.

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Pulling his bit from Half Baked made this 100× better

Kind of relaxing 🥱

It was 80 here just 2 days ago.. wtf.

I have no notes. This ought to be shared every day. Every where.

I’m stealing bangers today

I did not know Epstein on a boat I did not know Epstein with a goat I did not know Epstein in the air I did not know him anywhere!

The Moon!? In this economy??

Good one in NYC.

“They were careless people, Pete and Donald—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ―Sorta from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby

Jon Iran-splains the ramifications of losing the Strait of Hormuz in a way even Trump can understand

The president is glad that Americans are paying more for gas.

Imagine waking up next to either of these soul-less dip shits... think about what a terror that would be.

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

At times, I’m serious, brooding.

"Unconditional surrender" is what Trump keeps saying he is demanding from Iran. Woodrow Wilson demanded the same thing from Germany in 1919 at the end of the First World War. And the humiliation for Germany from the terms of that surrender is why we have to call that war the *First* World War.

kind of astounding to consider that Trump won the 2024 election to a significant extent because Biden's support for Israel became so politically toxic, then he decided a good governing strategy would be to become full on a client state of Israel

Yea having a blast! Anyone else in this boat??

Update

“The news is reporting”

Lieu plays Bondi the infamous clip of Trump & Epstein partying together & asks her if there were underaged girls at any party the two attended "This is so ridiculous," Bondi says. "There's no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime" "I believe you just lied under oath," Lieu replies

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Didn't want to hear it and now look at where we are. youtube.com/shorts/HFHi-...

Update 2/7/2026 11am- sorry, no captions

Tweet so good I had to post it here

"I begged my wife for the last two months to stop calling me flaccid. That kind of rhetoric needed to stop. I said to her in March--if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be a black eye. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anyone with a black eye. But I warned her."

Four-time Grammy Award nominee Jesse Welles performs his song "Join Ice." Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.

“OUR HUMANITY” is under assault by our own government.

Fun fact! We could be using the $75 billion allocated for ICE on literally anything else! Like essential services that help people exist! It’s almost as if these issues + our priorities have a lot of overlap! Also people definitely can’t afford things if they get shot in the face!

He's more concerned for the people of Iran (AFTER DROPPING A BUNKER BUSTER AND MORE A FEW MONTHS AGO) than the people of Minnesota or any other non-MAGA area for that matter. He'S ThE AmEriCa FiRsT PrEsIdEnT!!

A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars

When they take the call hoping for a gotcha moment and get got live. He just sonned both these children in to their corners!

There's many reasons I love Dave as an artist and entertainer but there's plenty more reasons why I love him as a human being that's always being human. This right here.. top of the list.

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Out in the streets they call it MURRRRDERRRRRRR. this fucking micro dick "agent" Jonathan Ross really got ragebaited by two lesbians to the point of executing one of them in front of the other, their dog and neighbors. He's living, breathing garbage that ought to be thrown out already.

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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)

Shoutout to all my fellow Y2K survivors

Explaining to my wife how this 60 minutes video has been handled and then getting to the conclusion that this is on the same level as trying to watch The Interview in N Korea is setting off all the crash out alarms in my 🧠

HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that? HASSETT: Uhh --