Lady X Static

Fun fact I learned a few days ago: if you type in a Google search and add "-ai" at the end it'll remove the stupid Google AI results!!

If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

I mean, fuck, I like friends, I like love, I like giving cuddles, I like kisses, I like to hug

Can't kms because I have to be alive to see all these fascists kick the bucket and god is it gonna taste golden

How many more "I can't freak out bc there's shit to be done" moments do I have before my heart just stops and I die

Growing a frontal lobe and realizing it really is that damn phone

The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes. The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds. This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Born to be on the front lines, forced to have multiple sleep disorders

Going to the club just to stand in the corner and Shazam all the songs

procedures

oh gee the GOP is dismantling our democracy from the inside out, stripping rights away from trans people and initiating the steps to create the christofascist ethnostate… but at least we took the high road… phew

AI is so lame, how are you gonna determine that handmaking art has no value and then try to force everyone to think the same thing

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits

Questioning my sexuality but the Eagles are in the superbowl so I don't have time to think about it

Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers: The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. These are the DOGE boys.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

2025 is gonna have me strapped but not in the way I wanted

Thinking ab hummus,,,

a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

Idc if the Gulf of Mexico gets renamed I'll deadname that mf no question

today is the first day of the rest of my life

Before Trump bans all gay and trans ppl who want to admit they got a crush on me 🙈💗

Not surprised a Nazi would gaslight (literally) 💀

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Insane to me that people can watch the substance and miss the point entirely

that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law

"Seeing Elon musk do a Nazi salute wasn't on my bingo card 🤪" and what if I killed you dead what then

Guys, can we, like, talk about.. you know...

If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what

Finally watched the substance and holy shit

"Yeah, well, life's not fair-" IT SHOULD BE

H2O really had my dumbass staring at the moon thinking it'll give me powers as a kid

It's called generalized anxiety disorder the instrument

I desire to reconnect with, say, the forest and the fauna

Every time I get overwhelmed about falling behind in life I have to remember I'm a baby in adult years