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My card got flagged as potential fraud because I ordered a salad. Fat shamed by visa

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

I like burgers because you can lift the bun and see what you've got. They could be putting anything in those wraps, like healthy stuff.

I know people are going to slam the flying Elon Roadster (and have been) but honestly this is exactly what I want to see from weird tech billionaires. Useless (but very impressive) inventions.

if you don't do the "la la la"s in the mystery science theater 3000 theme when watching it I don't know if I can trust you

inside me are two of several things

I want to try to throw it with a tight spiral.......

is it that they’re fucking adorable, it’s that they’re fucking adorable isn’t it

My 2 excuses would be "Time" and "I am not getting paid $15-$20 Million to look like that. Wait 3 - Icecream Wait 4 - Laziness.

I should have never smoked that shit now I'm in unreal tournament

I need to find someone less boring to stalk.

Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony

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There's a huge difference between knowing the Christopher and Walken it.

Ill Scarlet covered Rihanna's Umbrella and it was so well liked that Rihanna sent legal teams remove all trace of it online. Johnny Cash covered Nine Inch Nails' Hurt and it was so well liked that some people don't know that the song is a cover. Trent Reznor did nothing. Rihanna is an asshole.

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If Jesus was a stage magician that would pretty much explain everything......

omg karoline leavitt joins fox “news” omg ! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

Sweaty Customer: "I want my money back. This is the worst war museum ever. This is just buttons and tin cans. Me smug as hell: "Sorry, this is the Warm Museum. As advertised."

The only way out is through. Well there's also an escape hatch that costs a million dollars to open. But for you, yeah.

If you bring an iced coffee to an interview, then drape your CV over it and make it dissapear you are MORE likely to get the job until the interviewer bumps it with thier foot under the desk and stains the carpet.

"Yeah I have some major regrets in my life" "Like what?" "Well I missed the window where I could refer to him as the Artist Formerly Known as Formerly Known as Prince"

#edsheeran #theonionparody #hashtag

Pro Tip: Only buy organic vegetables because inorganic vegetables are rocks and minerals and stuff.

Overheard: You're a good man Person 1: Did you just assume their gender?!? Me: Did you just assume thier alignment?!?

They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant

Yeah I enjoy sports

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my sexual orientation is landscape mode

If you spit on your finger and thumb and separate them and look at it closely it forms a weird string with beads on it. I don't remember the question.

Maybe Steve Jobs just played a lot of megamand and he was like "If Dr Wily just used non standard connectors Mega Man would never beat him." (Yes Steve Jobs is a villian)

it's not deliver me from evil it's digiorno me from evil

Remember the words of our modern day philosophers: "Around the World" ^ 144 - Daft Punk

The correct answer is if you're going to make a Twin Peaks video game it should be a Dance Dance Revolution clone