Leandro Magalhães

Fiquem calmos que o Lucas Wolenczak e a tripulação do SeaQuest vão resolver tudo.

here's Sunday's post: "Let’s all watch Barack Obama and Jon Ossoff use Preznit Fuckwit as a chew toy" — They’re so good at this. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

The GOP's gerrymandering backfired because they underestimated just how many communities would turn on Trump. Watch Rick Wilson on MSNOW:

Bad time to be maga. Hope you all enjoyed it. “The ride is coming to an end. please keep your hands inside the vehicle” www.the-sun.com/money/171908...

Solid metaphor for the entire administration, honestly

Elon is such a two-faced lying piece of sh*t.

Essa eleição tinha virado um vocarímetro, agora se tornou uma disputa pessoal entre dois vagabundos para saberem quem é o melhor em ocultar patrimônio.

Preznit Fuckwit's latest give-away to Putin is so egregious that even the National Review is shitting bricks. maybe it's not a pee tape, but Putin has *something* on Donny. what is it? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4yrLvrO

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Todo mundo se batendo em eleições enquanto Star Trek Lower Decks já deu a letra da melhor forma de governo: bebê superinteligente, vulcão consciente e computador com IA

Trump’s big lie this morning unraveled FAST. Zelenskyy says the announcement was “NEWS TO ME.” Now a senior RUSSIAN lawmaker says he knows NOTHING about the deal—and suggests Trump is making fake announcements to manipulate oil prices.

Deve ter tido efeito no Brasil também, embora o criminoso do Putin sabe que aqui tem idiotas de todo o tipo o suficiente para não preciswr investir tanto esforço.

Pete Kegstand practically wet himself with joy over the prospect of livestreaming a public execution by firing squad. what the fuck is wrong with this broken-inside ghoul? Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I attempt to figure it out. link is here: bit.ly/4AZ9Zvb

Its hard for bluesky users to know what Amnesty thinks about Russia's actions in Ukriane as they haven't mentioned them for a year.

Janones querendo dissiminar “fake do bem”? Quem nasceu para ser Galak, jamais vai chegar a ser Garak.

It's reckoning time for Russia's economy: 🔹Nobody wants to buy Kremlin bonds due to fears of the budget's terrible state 🔹State media is banned from talking about the cost of the war 🔹The number of corporate bond defaults is expected to hit 2009 financial crisis levels 📉💥

Antes era “Ninguém Solta a Mão de Ninguém”, dessa vez a coisa agora está para isso

Vai ter alguém para dizer isso ao Lula? Não vai. Em culto a personalidade nunca tem.

The Kennedy Center was fine until Republican MAGA pedo jesus touched it Just like the Kennedy Rose Garden, the East Wing of the White House, and the Reflecting Pool Trump is jealous of Kennedy and wants to destroy American History before him. Republicans are Anti American idol worshippers

Good Night All #NAFO #Smokefleet

We would very much like to see the Russian economy enter a phase of rapid decline right now. That would force the Russian authorities to end the war. However, we will probably have to wait until 2027-2028. A rapid decline occurs when two or three shocks coincide at the same time⤵️

WAPO EDITORIAL BOARD: The Reflecting Pool “was a silly summer story that should have been a relatively minor political embarrassment .. .. Instead, the administration turned it into an appalling abuse of prosecutorial power.” @postopinions.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Yet so long as #Ukraine must rely on only a porous shield of air defenses, the country will remain vulnerable. Ukraine must be able not only to deflect Russian arrows, but also to shoot the archers. And #F16’s can do it. @warinthefuture.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Trump has been a russian asset for 40 years. He cannot stop being a traitor. Trump will block substantial help for Ukrainian defenders and give effective cover for russian invaders to the end of his days.

Zelensky says that Russia is helping Iran kill our troops. In the Oval Office on Friday, Trump said Putin told him he wasn’t and he trusts him that he was telling the truth.

Russia’s war-supply hub near St. Petersburg has gone full Krakatoa. ㅤ Drones hit Utkina Zavod and its Wildberries sorting center, used to move drone parts, navigation gear and other military cargo into Russia’s war supply chain. ㅤ The smoke may reach Finland before Moscow admits what was inside.

⚡️ Ukraine has unveiled a new reusable version of its Liutyi long-range drone equipped to carry four cruise missiles. 🔗 united24media.com/war-in-ukrai...

Russia must be denazified and demilitarized.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5e7... Parabéns a Espanha e agora só resta para as Falklands Ocidentais a tradicional música do Monty Python para tais ocasiões

Russian state TV has entered full existential panic. The new mantra: "If Russia doesn't win this war, Russia will cease to exist." Three years after promising Kyiv would fall in three days, Kremlin propagandists are now warning that Russia itself could collapse. Quite a turnaround.

O Vatnik Trapalhão, em breve nos cinemas

Trump *says* a lot of things. If he does this, it’s a complete game changer for long term trajectory of the war. Ukraine’s domestic drone, missile, and radar production has proven to be sophisticated — I see no reason they couldn’t spin up PAC-3 missiles relatively quickly.

Glorious! Ukraine just hit Russia’s LARGEST oil refinery in Omsk, about 1,700 miles from Ukrainian territory. It was the first time Ukrainian drones reached the facility, making it Ukraine’s deepest strike inside Russia since the war began.

Trump is using the government’s power to take ownership in private companies. It’s what Putin did. Trump is the closest we’ve ever come to communism.

AfD will always side with Russia against Germany and Europe. They are actual traitors

Remember when George W. Bush called for Al Gore to be jailed and when Ronald Reagan called for Jimmy Carter to be tried for treason and when Barack Obama called for John McCain to be put in front of a firing squad yah me neither because actual presidents don’t do that shit

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There’s a word for Trump’s top-down, cookie-cutter constriction of American history and his far-reaching purge of any perceived deviations from its supposed “truth”: un-American. trib.al/TQ7yXhU

Maybe the alpha males in MAGA can tell Mike Johnson to apply less rouge on his cheeks. And blend it in better. While they are at it, Hegseth’s makeup also seems excessive. And the orange shit Trump slathers all over his face doesn’t make it all the way to his hair transplants.

The only Iran deal Trump is looking for right now is one that will convince anyone outside his cult that he didn’t lose and get humiliated because of stupidity & hubris. Whatever that looks like he would do in a second. The problem is that Iran isn’t cooperating. So here we are.

Putin’s war must end with Ukraine fully integrated into NATO and the E.U.

2022 Putin: “Kyiv in three days.” 2026 Zelensky: Don’t cry, bunker dwarf. I allow you to hold your miserable little parade on that little square of yours. Strictly within the specified coordinates.

Trump’s “made in America” smart phone isn’t going to be made in America. It might not ever be made at all. And they aren’t offering refunds. Go figure. I love this for all the idiots that preordered one.

Someone ran past a metal detector and was stopped. A floor above the dinner. It was terrible it happened, and i have not seen a SINGLE PERSON in office say otherwise But they are milking all of this for all its worth. Playing themselves all to be victims all the time. It’s exhausting

So an F5 actually bombed a US air base in Kuwait????? Are you friggin serious?

All right, which one of you put a black monolith on their habitat?

We’ve reached the point where even a raging white supremacist misses having Obama in office.