Bryan "Gazpacho" Carr

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Don't worry, I'm never going to buy a ModRetro thing. Analogue exists, I'm set for my expensive FPGA systems

good lord i.redd.it/m1f0i1k069yh...

I feel like a lot of discourse around media would be healthier if people allowed themselves to like things they think are bad or at least not great. Some of my favorite media is really not that good and it's fine!

I’ve always liked this Blanka art because it looks like he is entering the room like a wacky sitcom neighbor, skanking to ska, or a combination of both

Knicks players should send Dolan an email with a link to choose dates for a White House visit, but when he clicks, it's a mandatory anti-phishing training.

Uh yeah no, as an older millennial who was a teenager for the first movie I remember reflexively convincing myself I really liked Phantom Menace despite the overwhelming audience reaction being “wow that sucked”

Let me get this straight — If I scream because I see a mummy in a movie, it's okay, but if I'm in a museum and I see an ACTUAL MUMMY I'm supposed to just keep my mouth shut like everything is fine???

an apt comparison considering the entire series is basically this

Damn dude imagine going to some 20,000 square foot nightclub in Prague or whatever and John Wick shows up, and like you get the chance to see the Michael Jordan of murder wreck some guys on the elevated glass walkway above your head or whatever

Updated the publication shelf and got some family photos

Again, re: all the major outlets

Surely this is criminal negligence at t he very least? How many people have to be Yes-And-ed to death by these fucking things before someone faces a consequence?

Various Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) development art.

this Jackson Chourio fella, he's good at baseball

Cooper Pratt just woke everyone in Wisconsin up

I for one think it’s nice to offer a little free baseball in the last game of the season, just a little treat for the fans who watch all seventy thousand games during the year.

This. Have a little self respect, magic.

The @utahpigbus.bsky.social released a statement of apology to the great Pat McAfee

Rolling up to the tournament with my favorite fight stick

sorry to ruin your fun but his whole stoner nice guy routine is an act. Scooby's not even his real name, it's Gideon, and the only reason he can doss about in a mystery van is because his family, the D'Oubay-Doux, made a fortune in the East India Company in the 1700s. educate yourself.

Was on the fence about getting any of the Trek commander decks right away but these two cards might have sold me on the Picard one

Bryan, his day improved

lol

I was so taken with the trailer for Drawquarium that I wrote a whole thing www.gamespot.com/articles/the...

no wrestler does social media better

pink muhly grass absolutely throwing ass today. how do you pronounce muhly? i don’t know. im not going to read your comments if you tell me, im going to wait for it to come up in a real person conversation and just give it a shot. the risk of embarrassment is what gives life its spark

RIP

Would honestly at least get an estimate solely because of this ad

@sporkyreeve.bsky.social gushed over this and you know what? Folks? He’s right. This trailer tells a story and it’s absolutely beautiful and so achingly relevant right now. I went from knowing nothing about this game to counting down the days until release

Holy smokes I feel like I should get some sort of compensation for the thirty seconds I had to watch that “liberals are the new racists” ad

just to get ahead of future advancements, i also don't want to watch robots shoot basketballs perfectly from 75 feet every time. the frailty of our human endeavors is the point.

SMALL BALL! SMALL BALL! SMALL BALL!