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99% of Boston’s homes violate Boston’s zoning code. They are not illegal to live in, buy, or sell. But if Boston burned down tomorrow, it would be illegal to rebuild 99% of its homes the way they are today. When 99% of homes break the law, the problem is the law, not the homes. (1/8)

Add "between my legs" to a movie title You can see everything between my lega

I got an email with the subject "Trans Flyer" and my tired brain at first was like, a train for trans people?

We have to do something about DHA, if all they are doing to Roseland Homes is some renovations. This should be redeveloped as mixed-income. Instead of 270 low income units ONLY, it should become 300 affordable units and another 1200 market rate units. www.dallasnews.com/news/investi...

the navy isn't as much of a surprise but i was not expecting we'd get the United States Marines in the national divorce

Seeing California electric rates makes my eyes water. We pay $.06 per kwh in Dallas ($.1255 with all taxes and TDU charges).

I just sent a welcome email to all 28 members of the book club, but it's not too late to join. (It won't be too late to join until January 30.) Email me (link is in this story) and let me know if you'd like to join us. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/wa...

You joke but the polling’s been consistent: the state of men’s asses is a top-three issue in North Carolina.

I won’t rest until all people in rural American are harmlessly delayed by cyclists

Can't wait to hear those answers...preferably in the next few days. www.jacksonville.com/story/news/l...

In this vein I find it helpful to remember Elizabeth Anderson's argument that the point of education is not to reward merit, but to create it.

Live your life in a way that doesn't inspire people to rapidly update your wiki like this

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

The 2027 IBC has been officially published, and it allows single-stair apartment buildings up to four stories! See the new section 1006.3.3.2 codes.iccsafe.org/content/IBC2...

DHS investigators not only took Ilhan’s cell phone, they took her computers, notebooks and her passport! These seem like important details. (You can tell who doesn’t read the full Wall Street Journal article: me.)

update: wild moment in the NY governor debate where Hochul says she wishes she pushed even harder on YIMBY policies… meanwhile, Blakeman literally *brags* about how his NIMBY policies have made housing so expensive

Howling

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

“just put it in the regular relational database, no need for a separate document database”

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

I welcome this news but, side note, what is this AI-written ass caption?

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

How to lose an election in new and exciting ways. www.kera.org/2026/10/02/t...

Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending

the permitting reform deal is extremely good and Dems should support it because 1. It will lower carbon emissions 2. It will not help Trump politically, and most of the benefits won’t be felt until 2029 3. we won’t get a better deal while Trump is President 4. We can always improve it in 2029

@thedotcity.bsky.social thank you for pushing the DART board to take a more aggressive stance on state funding tonight.

i mean, just look at how the populists talked about the railroad barons and others like them. "The fruits of the toil of millions are boldly stolen to build up colossal fortunes, unprecedented in the history of the world, while their possessors despise the republic and endanger liberty."

This is not the "innovation" we need.

After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.

I feel like I had a stroke reading this

There seems to be a consensus building at the ICC that the 2030 I-Codes are going to allow four-unit buildings in the IRC, and now it’s just a matter of the details. One proposal presented today would only allow two units stacked on top of each other, so no three-fams/triple-deckers/three-flats.

To me, this is art 20/