Jane Doe

On repeat until it happens youtu.be/9ZhI19z7s2M?...

there are a million things worse in the report, but a random billionaire hornball starting a beauty pageant for 14-to-19-year-olds is a red flag you can see from space, and I feel like society should have been better about saying "Hey hold on there just one minute buddy"

If they are losing “Mountain Dew at the dinner table America” then they are in big trouble

Yes, it’s cool. Yes, I’m in the mood.

lmaooooo

This is ghoulish behavior.

Just trying to imagine Dwight Eisenhower interrupting his military-industrial complex speech to go on an extended riff about Marilyn Monroe's ass.

If you fw Kalshi, we can't be friends

I’m falling asleep during a lot of really good baseball games lately. I really need my days to be less exhausting.

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

“Dude. I behaved like a complete PoS and *almost* real suffered consequences. This is my story.”

Most of the people I love are always in my pocket now. I can call, text, or flood their DMs with dueling playlists or remembering some guys so easily you forget it’s a blessing. I remember when calling my grandma in Iowa required a long distance plan and specific timing to avoid upcharges.

2026 was the Des Moines Register’s 53rd Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa (RAGBRAI). A week long ride from Onawa to Dubuque. The largest and longest multi-day bicycle tour in the world.

I really admire how quickly she can fall back asleep after waking me up.

I’m supposed to stop laughing at the guy who decided to go on InfoWars wearing all of the clothes he owns?

Oh? Okay, well: No, then.

here's the thing. i don't give a fuck about their comfortableness

Clapton is a shitty human and Paul is a billionaire so all of that, but this is just fucking lovely. youtu.be/Xl-BNTeJXjw?...

Love me and I’ll love you back.

the idea phase is the easiest and least valuable part of professional creativity. read the first draft of the first Star Wars if you doubt me Great art is made in the grinding, often miserable collision between the ethereal substance of an idea and the mud and blood and friction of reality

I posted a video on TikTok about how trump going into Venezuela was like Jackie jr robbing the jewel concert and going into Iran was like robbing the poker game and someone posted this comment which is killing me

Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy.

Prince writing “I Would Die 4 U” in 1984:

I guess I have a really hard time getting worked up over people buying relatively normal things with their own money.

Guess who just logged out for the day ON TIME for the first time since starting her new job?

I think I used to have that halter. He fills it out better than I ever did.

Do not solicit feedback if the only acceptable feedback is praise

There are few things funnier to me than the Steve Martin and Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors.

I disavow the Baldwin Brotherhood most of all.

Not for nothing, I have never heard Jan Crawford disavow the Muslim Brotherhood, and I just think that is very interesting and rather troubling.

This is a really striking tweet.

I decided to hurt myself today by arriving at The Body in my Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch. I need a Giles

the second el-sayed chose to treat tommy as an equal and not a nuisance, tommy was cooked

This is what that scene in the west wing where Bartlet goes off on fake Laura Ingram with bible verses was trying but failed to do.

I just got mad about them closing the Twin Drive-in again.

Show me something that traumatized you as a child

Every part of me is fatigued.

Even if everything else AI did was pure good, it would deserve to be destroyed for creating this.

Bonita Applebum, you gotta put me on.

American thighs, indeed.

Is this better or worse than the "we're trying for kids" posts?

I have spent 16 hours this week in technical bridges. I have done my actual job for like 40 minutes.

Funland (VHS) : 4143s

James Hetfield is a cunt.

Goth girl shit, I’m a real hot topic