Lilana Wofsey Dohnert

it's really, really fucking infuriating to be ruled by public officials so unbelievably, unfathomably, stupidly fucking racist such that you can't really finish your thoughts on the matter out loud because they are in fact public officials

House Judiciary Democrats have just released a 50-page report that pulls together years of assault allegations against Trump and his reported connections to Jeffrey Epstein. The report calls for a special counsel to investigate Trump's ties to Epstein.

Remember, Republicans made George Soros an international boogeyman when he was giving Democrats a *tenth* of this Now... {crickets}

And I bet at the meeting someone in the back sheepishly raised their hand and said hey do you think we could also get some B-roll of him wandering around aimlessly offstage like an escaped mental patient, and boy were they relieved when the strategist said yeah sure let's do it

I want to meet the Republican political strategist who got all the important people in Washington together a few weeks ago and said okay everybody we're just going to send him out there to hallucinate in public, tell racist jokes, and talk about how hot he thinks certain guys are

Ossoff: "At a rally earlier this week in Ohio, the president egged on supports who assaulted a woman demanding the release of the Epstein files. Because if you can count on one thing from this White House, it's their tireless commitment to war, inflation, and covering up sex trafficking."

“Sir, we are cratering in the polls, please try and not do anything nuts for the next month. Maybe on social, just keep it benign.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. People like animals. A lot of people just post like cat videos and stuff.” “Gotcha, say no more.”

Ah yes, I remember when Trotsky wrote about how Russian workers should be replaced by low wage immigrants from China so that strong Russian boys would have more time to play girls ice hockey. It's right there in the manuscript.

“Socialism is anything I don’t like. Communism is anything I *really* don’t like. Terrorism is anyone I just want to murder.”

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

Maybe if Trump could speak coherently and stop trying to justify his Iran War that raised prices on thousands of things for Americans with apocalyptic fear mongering and garbled syntax he wouldn’t have to worry about being misinterpreted or taken out of context.

BIG TECH: This thing is going to kill everyone TRUMP: I want to be the one to name it

Hey, Americans! Here’s a dark, ominous black-and-white advertisement showing your wildly unpopular president slowly waking along a hallway while scowling at you. It says nothing about the problems you’re facing. And you paid for the ad! Please definitely go vote Republican. You’re welcome!!

Iran would like to open the Hormuz Strait, but the US controls the Hormuz Strait so it's a bad deal. Got it.

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This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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This is only the beginning. He has no plans to leave office or allow free elections. Nor are his plans hidden—they're all unfolding in plain sight. The Insurrection never ended and the Christofascists won't stop until our democracy is gone. Choose who you'll be in this moment.

This is how it is talking to EVERY Republican. They can’t stand on their own record, and they know it. All they can ever do is look backwards and attempt to throw shade.

The internet is wild

I get it; Trump wants to fortify the bunker under the ballroom. Look, Donald Trump and I are actually in total agreement that he should be allowed to have a deep underground place where nobody will have to worry about anyone hurting him ever again; we just disagree a little about the details.

What this screed proves to me is that Stephen Miller is so phenomenally upset by the idea of racial integration that he just had to pour this out of his rotten little soul so fast he didn’t have the time to make it sound like it came from Trump before he smashed the “post” button

theonion.info

Yep. Men don’t listen to women until they’re being screamed at by them, and then they take offense.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

"Which country in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? It's not Iran, it's Israel... Which country in the Middle East attacked six countries last year? It wasn't Iran, it was Israel." From my Piers Morgan debate with Israeli spokesman Doron Spielman. Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkk1...

Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

I don’t think it’s so much that he lost his mind, as we’ve finally found the mind he’s been trying to hide from all of us with varying degrees of success all these years.

Trump's escalation from we're going to decimate them to we're going to destroy their country to we're going to wipe out their civilization seems to be classic escalatory behavior of an insane psychopath, no?

Genuinely, one of the best insights anyone has given me on the US is that the rest of the world does not understand it is actually two countries. The first is a Western advanced liberal democracy. The other a theocratic, impoverished, violent and corrupt third world country.

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

So glad we won the war 2 weeks ago and also that it wasn’t a war

The DOJ quietly closed 23,000+ criminal cases in the first six months of Trump’s second administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases. 🔗 Full story: https://propub.li/4e5vZLL

Y’all are wild

4. I know that saying “Praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday is somewhat unconventional behavior for a sitting US president, but I guess you warned us about what might happen if we elected a guy who was caught celebrating on 9/11

Currently, Axios is pushing a narrative that there are some secret talks about a 45-day ceasefire between Wirkoff/Iran/allies — but in the article itself, it says “chances are slim” and nothing is confirmed. Markets open soon. That’s all. Meanwhile, Iran keeps tweeting ⬇️

(🧵) We're in Week 5 of Trump's 2-week non-war. If we give the non-war war 2-3 more weeks it'll wrap up "weeks" ahead of schedule. Trump destroyed 100% of the 1/3rd of Iran's Navy that's non-IRGC and 0.5% of Iran's Army—i.e. all of it. Its nuke program exists *and* doesn't. Questions?

Okay, let’s pretend the conspiracy theories are right: Trump died over the weekend and one of his underlings wrote an insane and reckless Truth Social post threatening Iran. The BEST AND WORST SCENARIOS both mean the people who wrote that post are in charge of the country.

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.