The Dread Pirate Lola

Every. Single. Fucking. Word! 🔥

This is what relaxing looks like at my house.

I took a 30 minute pilates intro class last night, so I'll be in bed for the rest of the week.

You ever get high and unintentionally use Facebook comments like they're your stoned thoughts journal? I might be very alone in this...

Holding this maternal healthcare event alongside Harris was a smart move by El-Sayed, and a necessary one. He needs to strengthen Black support in Michigan. The divisions of the 2024 uncommitted movement were real, and Black voters haven’t forgotten how ugly that election became. #HealthcareForAll

When you sit down at the table with them and it’s not uncomfortable. You are them.

But when the American President approached the microphone, global collaboration was immediately tossed aside in favor of a much simpler, far more brutal diplomatic doctrine: capitulation or complete annihilation.

He ordered the grande margarita...I think each one is more than a pitcher 😹☠️😹

Who knew that being a two-faced, craven liar was a medical condition? Kinda thought it was a job qualification in the republican party. @yellowscenemag.bsky.social yellowscene.com/2026/09/15/a...

I guess babies dying is "nothing bad" but absolutely no abortions because those kill babies?

Tonight'a moonrise over Steamboat Lake.

This dog is too much, she's like a 3yo. Mom's folding laundry and not paying attention to meee?! Also, I help! I sleep right here! 😹☠️😹

I learned how to drive on stick shift cars, and still wish I had one today.

Feeling pretty badass right now, I put these four 16' x 50" cattle panel trellises up entirely on my own today! 💪💪🥵 @jaegersmomma.bsky.social melons and squash and cucumbers and peas and beans, oh my!

It's got reflectrolytes!

I am dying...I was brushing my teeth and noticed Willow wasn't near me, I went looking for her (while brushing my teeth) and discovered her under the table frozen in place. Went back to grab my phone and she hadn't moved a muscle 😹☠️😹 There was nearly a toothpaste spit take.

@thegodshow.com did you see the shit this man is talking about you?

Most accurate assessment of Gov Polis ever.

Fuck you, Polis.

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Trump mocked Paul Pelosi's attempted murder after inciting violence towards Nancy Pelosi. Republicans and the media get to stfu until the heat death of the universe lecturing dems or the left on tone.

Remember when trump posted a graphic video of a woman being beaten to death by a hammer? Remember his calling on “2A people” to “do something” to Hillary Clinton? When his cultists tried to run Kamala Harris’ campaign bus off the road in Texas? Remember that he pardoned extremists/cop beaters?

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

The way I cackled when I read this...

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

When your dog does a perfect portrait pose and you actually manage to catch it!

If our votes don't matter, why are they working so hard to keep us from voting? Call your Congress critters and demand they oppose this fuckery every single goddamn day until it's defeated.

RFK Jr. did not come up with idea that diet is important to health. This has been promoted for decades, including, famously, by Michelle Obama. In fact, he doesn’t even believe it himself. If he did he’d be busy making sure kids in the U.S. had enough to eat, instead of cutting food benefits.

16,000 years of the goodest girls and boys!

The grift will not stop til he and the entire bloody lot of grifters are extracted, then banned from ever holding a governmental position again. This once great nation has never witnessed an entire admin with such brazen corruption & utter incompetence. They all must be held to account.

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

NEW: President Trump makes four false claims in a 43-word post about Tina Peters. Peters is 70 (not 73), does not have cancer, was sentenced by a judge in Mesa County (not the Governor), and did not expose fraud in the 2020 presidential election.

America's biggest meatpacking strike in decades began today in Greeley, Colorado. @marcsallinger.bsky.social went to the picket lines to hear the demands from JBS workers.

Absolutely not letting this one go. This supposed progressive referred to Jim Clyburn as a lawn jockey. Some may be too young to get it, but this is a deeply racist stereotype and imagery,. Scroll to the third entry, Racist Lawn Imagery. jimcrowmuseum.ferris.edu/antiblack/in...

Me, brushing my teeth: I've been in this quadrant for a really long time...is my toothbrush glitching or did I accidentally change the setting? Also me: yeah, the gummy is working.