Red Dragon Mom

No they just invented algebra. Fucking moron

Fuck Butker

So excited to see The Chicks LiVE in San Antonio!

To mark Columbus Day, I am going to get lost in my kitchen looking for a new way to the spice cabinet. Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.

JFC now what? Try again?

Pencil drawing of a Junco, just for fun. They’re SO cute! #birdart

Reacher and Neagley is a fairy tale universe that speaks to our times because it features extremely competent, honorable heroes who defend the defenseless from powerful people preying on them and who fuckin' LOVE murdering the shit out of these elite bad guys. They have so much fun murdering! 😀

How To Mildly Threaten Your Co-Authors If They Don't Send You Their Biographies ASAP.

Oh yeah!

And it’s still fun to watch!

TIL

What reporters and pundits are missing about Trump's $5,000 bribe offer is that it is a pure mobster con. Because 100% of the money, plus all the future interest, will be paid by US taxpayers, Trump is simply offering to "give" Americans their own money, and leave their kids holding the bag.

Too bad Darnold was knocked out because this was an ugly offensive game.

Wait a minute. Doesn’t everyone do this? 😂

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! How the ever living fuck did Badie beat out Jaleel McLaughlin?!?

Lotta ugly last night. Defense was disappointing

His felony count is now HIGHER than his approval rate! Felony convictions- 34 Approval rating- 33% We love that for him.

A reminder that developing and deploying the bomb

Listen if someone sprinkles Stephen Miller with holy water and he melts, we aren’t gonna complain.

I wonder if Graham had been able to live his life the way he wanted to he would have been a better Senator.

Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

I’m Chuck Schumer and I approve this message.

This solo never gets old

maybe it's women using AI less because we're already good to go on the experience of rich men stealing our ideas, taking the credit, not paying us for them, and selling us the results at rapidly increasing prices

It's official! I'm *permanently* banned from X for tweeting "TLDR: Fascism." (appeal denied) What an honor—and a sign that the Silicon Valley billionaires feel threatened by my book. (One of my final viral posts featured this cover.) Pre-order here! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...

Mini review of “The Devil Wears Prada 2” Movie was better than I expected. Bit more serious than the first. I thought Andy’s love interest wasn’t needed and the ending was fan service. I bet there’s a #3 under discussion.

You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau...

No, seriously, you have no idea what's going on at the DC Hilton, and neither do I. Neither do many of the people that are there. And unless you're part of the law enforcement effort, you don't really need to figure this out in the next ten minutes.

Incredible satellite imagery of the tornado outbreak underway across the central United States.

First time in months the hamper is empty and I wanted to document it before I threw my socks in there.

Iran is holding a Strait and Trump doesn’t even have a pair H/T to @jonsavoy.bsky.social

Chain fixes and the ride was awesome!

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan

We need to run this ad nonstop

My best parent advice: always have a towel when you travel with kids. It’s a makeshift pillow, changing station, shade from the window, soak up a mess. The list is endless.

Fuck!

Doctors say that most serious childhood diseases are caused by viruses. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they are caused by radiation from 5G cell phone towers. For a busy parent, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Crazy video of 20 Tomahawks flying through the Iraqi Kurdish mountains near Sulaymaniyah (filmed by someone standing *above* them), seemingly fired from Navy vessels in the Mediterranean

My happy place

Hard disagree. It was a beautiful movie but 90 minute meditation does not make it the best picture.

I needed this laugh!

Slogan for 2026 and 2028: Normies unite

A-fucking-men

Man Star Trek Academy has been fantastic the past two weeks #StarTrekAcademy