Josh

i don’t really have anything worthwhile to post right now. i just felt like posting

Thanks to booktok recommending only reading dialogue because "that's where books actually happen" I was able to finish The Power Broker in less than twenty minutes!

The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

Dogs are probably flat earthers

It’s volunteer appreciation week at my volunteer gig. I got a thank-you card from the staff. One of them wrote “your time and energy will go un-noticed!” and I thought he was so fucking real for that

okay. I listened to geese. dunno what the big psyop kerfuffle is about. it’s just a bunch of honking

I wouldn't advise viewing it anytime soon, but you can watch the entirety of Threads for free on YouTube.

What would a milkshake-duck moment look like for Angine de Poitrine? They’re racist against rectangles or something?

"To be...or not to be? What do you think, chat?"

Huh, Balatro. Let’s give this a try… *three hours later* Oh god damn it

BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers. This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight. (🎥 Vahid Online)

If there ends up a series of Nuremberg-style trials when all of this is over—gods willing, I hope it will end—they should be held in front of or inside of these detention facilities.

Have you played?

Little known fact, it’s actually pronounced “mar-KWAIN”

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

when people say "I asked chatgpt" I just imagine they said "I asked jeeves"

One of many reasons to love THE X-FILES is that it perfectly captures the beauty of befriending a coworker who you think is totally full of shit.

Maybe the pride was the prejudice we made along the way

You wanna know why the Browns never win? This is a post about Chuck Schumer and ICE “reform”

🎶You got to keep the devillll Way down in the hoooole🎶

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Thanks for once again using passive voice, NYT.

in no way the most important thing but it is incredibly jarring how many times people have opened up their devices in the last year to see autoplay videos of people being killed

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Greg Bovino in his big dumb coat

zillennial NFL head coach be like “play action on first down? uh yeah i sure hope it does”

whoa! i am actually TOO familiar with your game, if anything. and i’m put off by it.

My wife describing her interests: “I like fiber arts, and home cooking, and gardening—but not in a I-shouldn’t-be-able-to-vote kind of way”

For various reasons, this has probably been the worst Fuck You It’s January ever

…all of the Denver Broncos look like they’re dressed like Goku