New York State of Good Repair

Central election commission announces (at 1:20pm) not to worry about long lines. If you’re on line to vote at 10pm, you will vote.

And in more deranged news: Netanyahu with the first scare video of the day claims Arabs are outvoting Jews, trying to stuff ballots, and says you have to come and vote. Golan’s security team reportedly stopped someone from approaching him in Tel Aviv and a knife fell out of the man’s clothes.

Clinging to my religion at a non kosher establishment

Transphobia is a luxury addiction of elites and chuds

Trump is interrupted by a protester in Mississippi: "Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!"

I still have never seen or heard a heterosexual talk about Pluribus

Man I miss Obama

As much as internal party democracy was often a fig leaf, removing it entirely has been disastrous. Many Knesset parties these days are what's known as "mood parties": one guy (it is always a guy) who wants to be PM plus a dozen of his buddies whom no one has heard of.

In about 24 hours, poles will open here in Israel. In what is a strong contender for Israel’s most critical elections. The election pits Netanyahu’s extremely unpopular coalition against a non-coherent, but moderately more liberal, opposition. Here are some thoughts as we head into it.

OBAMA: They can't hear your boos. They'll hear your vote

another day volunteering at the zohar museum. kabbalists keep asking me if they can fuck the Torah. buddy...

I need a YouTube channel to teach me about infrastructure projects I've never heard of

The most insane thing about him is when he says things that are very insane, like the dementia test he’s bragged about for years now, something about his mental illness *requires* him to keep doubling down and never taking it out of his rotation

baby fever? I hardly–

Oh man I finished the cold seltzers in my fridge I guess I'm having vodka tonight

There is nothing more American than birthright citizenship. Nothing shows more ingratitude to America—nothing shows more ingratitude to the hundreds of thousands of Union dead—than acting as though Abdul El-Sayed is less of an American than JD Vance bc of his skin color or where his dad was born.

Guy who hates nepo babies because he thinks Nepo is short for Neapolitan

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta’s birthday is March 28th, a day which has no other holidays most of the time

"I who am the voice of Christ crying in the wilderness of this island...declare that you are in mortal sin, and live and die therein by reason of the cruelty and tyranny that you practice on these innocent people." -Antonio de Montesinos, 1511, Santo Domingo

Happy Antonio Meucci Day I guess

*The most craven, weak-willed, unprincipled person you’ve ever met* We’re going to restore the Western tradition of honor and virtue

All the great rabbis of yore loved putting things into lists and being like "hey Jews, memorize this list" like they died and Gd was like "man that was such a good list. Jews read your list from memory every day after prayer. they all have OCD and you get to go to Heaven"

Troy Jackson: "The gentleman's name was Johan Sebastian Guerrero. He had a 3 year old daughter. The only mistake he made that morning was going to work. Because Sen. Collins is not willing to stand up to Donald Trump, he was murdered in the streets of Biddeford for doing nothing wrong."

BREAKING: For the first time in 10 months, the U.S. admitted a refugee who is not a white South African. In September, the U.S. admitted 3,386 white South Africans and two Afghans (in D.C.) In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 16,287 white South Africans, five Afghans, and nobody else.

love that guy