realboredape

realboredape

@macrotipstrader.bsky.social

Ex-hedge fund manager tired of X and Threads. Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.

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How much is enough for this greedy pig?

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

ELON MUSK CONFIRMED TESLA AND SPACEX HAVE FORMED SPECIAL COMMITTEES TO EXPLORE A MERGER THAT COULD BOOST HIS WEALTH BY MORE THAN $110 BILLION THROUGH ACCELERATED VESTING OF TESLA SHARES.

I agree with Trump that it should be called "SI". "Artificial Intelligence" suggests it is intelligent. "Superficial Intelligence" aptly describes something that only appears to be intelligent.

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This is just a relentlessly horrific story. It’s hard to adequately contextualize the moral desolation of this unfolding in the midst of a midterms against a ruling party helmed by inveterate rapists and rape apologists. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...

phoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.

Tada! Did anyone honestly expect Kevin 'bootlicker' Warsh to cut rates?

Nick Timiraos@nicktimiraos.bsky.social

The FOMC held rates steady, and the vote was 9-3. Three bank presidents dissented in favor of a quarter-point rate increase. It was the first time since 2016 that there were three dissents in the same direction over a policy change.

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Republicans want us to memory-hole everything Trump did in 2020 while dragging us back into the same tired 2020 culture wars: Fauci, Wuhan, vaccines, communism. Why? Because it’s now 2026, they broke the country, and desperately need a distraction to reinvigorate their base.

So thankful centcom decided to wait until after the WC finals. So considerate.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

U.S. CENTCOM: BEGAN CONDUCTING NEW WAVE OF STRIKES AGAINST IRAN AT 7PM ET FOR NINTH CONSECUTIVE NIGHT; STRIKES TO CONTINUE DEGRADING IRANIAN MILITARY CAPABILITIES USED TO ATTACK COMMERCIAL VESSELS AND CIVILIAN MARINERS TRANSITING STRAIT OF HORMUZ

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Leandro Paredes should be banned from international football for life viciously assaulting Spanish players after the final whistle. Indefensible thuggery and criminality.

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Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.

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honestly this is nuts, they're establishing an 8-hour security perimeter around the most used transportation hub in North America, so one guy can attend a basketball game

relax...it's only back to prices 2 weeks ago.

Large cap movers are a red sea of semis $ARM -9.2% $MRVL -8.8% $QCOM -7.9% $INTC -7.7% $AMD -7.6% $SNDK -7.3% $MU -7.3% $MPWR -7.2% $WDC -6.7% $KLAC -6.4% $NXPI -6.3% $AVGO -6.0% $AMAT -5.8% $CDNS -5.7% $LCRX -5.6% $MCHP -5.4% $TXN -5.4% First non-semi on the loserboard for today is $SHOP -5.3%

Would be epically funny if, in forcing Nasdaq to rewrite the rules to include SPCX, investors sell Nasdaq because they don't want to end up owning SPCX, leading to a broader market selloff delaying SPCX's IPO...

Sad...posting AI slop instead of attending his son's wedding.

Adam Weinstein@adamweinstein.bsky.social

How are you bringing in the weekend? The president of the United States is posting about building a messianic golden defensive force field around the White House and annexing Greenland

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Oh this is delightful. Let's start with SpaceX's violation of 17 CFR § 229.504 (Item 504). Their "use of proceeds" neglects to mention they are contractually obligated to use the first $20 billion from it to pay off a bridge loan. This is also while their quarterly cash burn exceeds $8 billion. /1

SpaceX S1 is out. I have to get my kid to soccer, will post stuff about this later or tomorrow. www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...