Michael of Manitoba

I say this as someone who has never calmed down: we have got to calm down.

bought the boys a new scratch pad at dollarama & they are going ham on that thing

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

New reaction image just dropped

october fact: those cardboard bins full of pumpkins are called “gaylords.” there were four gaylords in front of Sobeys this afternoon, nice orange carving pumpkins, $5 each.

good #nhljets game. skinner was outstanding.

not my dirt, not my worms

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

“hey 17! knock it off!”

it’s “child advocacy” day at the jets game & i’ve already yelled at a little kid to stop kicking the boards during warmups

dreamed i was at bat during an MLB game. hit two foul balls & got a walk. what does this mean?

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

how to erase holodeck history

been listening to a “best of the smiths” cd i burned for kirsten back in 2006. johnny marr is a bit of a genius, eh?

making some rolled biscuits for tonight. i look over and stanley christopher is making biscuits too

Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5:

Oh my god

bieksa is wearing a subtle camouflage pattern suit. looks like oil stains.

without any doubt:

dad just texted me “go vote!” that’s québéc, we’re on the 28th, dad. the man loves democracy.

caufield with the stick twirl & holster celly

lunch? hello?

flames’ home opener is a travesty

Eating beans really do just be woke binarism

How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP

strong inverse relationship between intelligence and one’s opinion of AI

one thing i will never stop hating: the banana 🍌

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back https://theonion.com/animal-facing-extinction-in-2003-fucks-its-way-back-1819574957/

what’s going onnnn!?

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

we did get wet but in a fun way

the rain stopped

dog walkers are CHUDs. "dog walker" is an oppressive class, like aegosexual people or solipsist people.

nuit blanche doesn’t deserve this rain

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

his signature attack: torpor

been watching a lot of church history on youtube. hell yes, ryan reeves, i will listen to an hour long lecture about why the huguenots were killed off.

Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir https://theonion.com/princess-diana-releases-bombshell-memoir-sub-im-done-being-silent-says-former-royal/

why is your ear like that

I very badly misread this and thought it was a Scarlett Johansson in ghost in the shell situation

i'm not motivated by money, i'm not motivated by anything

mr. patel, what kind of animals are we talking about?