Matty Light

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying

being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot

Robot.

Oh NOW they’re worried about Gazans dying. Give me a fucking break

Remember when people had concerns about voting for Biden (then Harris) because of how they would handle Gaza and were basically told to shut up because Trump’s plan would be even worse?

Oh you think you’re struggling financially in a system that’s rigged against you while our Nazi pedophile rulers plunder the country? Have you checked out these various charts that say you’re not struggling?

to the extent Dems believe in anything, it’s process and moderation, two things wholly unsuited to this moment

Really? We’re jumping straight over “controversial figure” and going with “firearms enthusiast”?

I think One Shining Moment included every 3 Michigan made in the title game

I really wanted to see Vandy v UConn, but damn ND played some crazy defense all game and they earned that win

if you're using this as your opportunity to posture about how sensitive you are to racial issues and utterly ignoring neurodivergent people's concerns, I will hold you in contempt going forward. that's some real woke 1 bullshit

Tim Howard passing the Hellebuyck of the Great Wall of America

Does Mike Tirico finally get to sleep after this?

I love hearing curling announcers talk about “the power of the hammer” like Thor is out there on the ice or something

“Board of Peace” for future generations, know that many of us objected and fought

@jamellebouie.net is it still crazy/overreacting/ “basically voter suppression” to point out that he’s going to try to meddle with the 2028 election?

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social not your usual subject, but I need to see this

“Get off the internet, I need to use the phone!”

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Looks like Extra Toasty is going to beat White Cheddar #CheeseIts #CitrusBowl

#reliaquestbowl come to see Diego Pavia, stay for this Vandy defense!

Are BYU players even allowed to eat the poptart if they win?

On the one hand, capitalism bad. On the other hand, I unironically love that this is a real thing.

Josh Johnson and the Sugarhill Gang, this really the old heads game huh?

What is going on with kickers today?

This is such a crazy response to a mass shooting. Don’t Australians learn anything from the U.S.? You respond with “thoughts and prayers” to mass shootings!

Wouldn’t it be funny if JMU ends up ranked over Tulane, and we all watched that ACC championship for nothing?

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... “Kamala Harris was a DEI hire, progressives are both losers who have no support and fully control the Democratic Party, and everything is trans people’s fault.” - Jonathan Chait, giving his super unique and balanced take

The right: we are the party of common sense solutions, freedom, and staying out of people’s business Someone: [commits a crime] Also the right: tell us about their genitals! We must know about their genitaaaalllssss!!!!!

@skeetsapp.com do you have a place for bug reports/ feature requests?

1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows How did the city do it? Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue

Love it when you get blocked for giving even the slightest bit of pushback. But then the same people will say “I don’t know a single person that disagrees with me”

@muellershewrote.com Am I crazy or did they forget to do the homework and then: 1) wait until the last possible second 2) ask for an extension 3) try to turn in the answers from a previous test (that they failed)? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...