Matt

everybody listen to “what a game” from ragtime to manifest the world champion milwaukee brewers

gm i hardly slept and must power through why am i persecuted

perhaps a Brewers World Series title can fix what a Cubs title broke

office cafeteria was cooking with this spicy spare rib and chickpea soup damn

i’ll say it: some people are too hot to be working out at the free office gym

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

I love when there’s porn acting in barefoot contessa

⁉️fruity little voice⁉️

got asked to go out for hot dogs and to play on a winter volleyball league. entering my social butterfly era and the people know me well.

off to day three of the most miserable trial of my career

The Good Land

barefoot guy at the gym is just sitting on the leg extension machine on his phone i hate him so much

need a spicy dill pickle goldfish cracker STAT

remember when jenna maroney and her mom sang “do that to me one more time”

push day friday is always a great humiliation ritual prior to the weekend

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college hockey

The Sacred Fount

when the strap breaks call that a jocktober surprise

who’s up missing marin mazzie 😢

me: *abhors all collectibles and the general accumulation of stuff* also me: CELINE DION 1998 OSCARS PERFORMANCE OF “MY HEART WILL GO ON” BARBIE????

straight men who censor their dickprint in otherwise thirsty photos wyd

leg day cries for help:

kinda sucks i’ll never have a fat ass but still

"Pitchfork has reached out to Mitchell's representatives and Brandi Carlile for comment"

“barb’s really been skimpin’ on the beans” is an all-timer pen15 throwaway line

the new press secretary’s breathless line read of “venezuela” is something they couldn’t teach in drama school

incoming call on my work phone from “el chapo” so i’m updating my estate planning documents

need to dance with nigella at the gay club asap

cher’s aunt and uncle from moonstruck

There’s a Light On Deep in the Woods of Northern Wisconsin. Hayward, Wisconsin

tom collins + jeopardy = sunday supremacy

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

who up going hard in this family

explain it to me like I'm dead

straight men seem to hate anne carson so the nobel seems extra sweet in that context