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**AI Usage Disclosure:** we posted a fuckton of tung tung sahur gifs on discord while making this does that count

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Just checking the weather

SHE MADE A HALLOWEEN VERSION????????? also YAYYY

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

Podcaster Ethan Klein says that he only cheated on his wife because Hasan Piker made him do it (Source: tinyurl.com/s7u24vwa)

OH MY GOD IT'S IN THE LEXICON DEFINITION ALREADY?! just another case of the Bluesky client developers forgetting that a field exists (like with pronouns)...

He has so many of these my favorite is the Frost Man one

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this is literally my FAVORITE thing to get every year @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social

basically everything short of poob has broken

oh and Railway got hacked, plex is being exploited. internet is broke

so what has broken the internet today? well, 1. php 2. node.js 3. gitlab 4. 4 5. musl 6. QUIC/HTTP/3 7. Signal 8. Apache Traffic Server 9. Pillow for Python, even! 10. bind 11. LiteLLM 12. XZ Utils 13. Bind (Java is reported, but supposedly it's just their version of the 4 issue)

So, the Next Fest page updated to default to personalized recommendations, but you can further tune the results by filters and tags. It went from 'at least half AI garbage' to 'holy shit I just discovered 20 cool human-made games I wanna play in under an hour'. Go dig around yourself. It's good!

an artist called violet.. 💜🎨 I think I know someone like that 🤔 #deadlock #lowpoly

I haven’t been to Taco Bell in a long time, so I’m admittedly out of practice but… I ordered two burritos and everyone acted like this was normal, like… guys

you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

NodeJS after people found a RCE vulnerability on PHP

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

So what we're learning today is that in the world of LLMs, any time a serious vuln is pre-announced, social media will be flooded with incorrect or incomplete slop about it and make things worse by misleading everyone. I hate this timeline...

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

The weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity, You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life, Over and over and over again

BITE THE HAND THAT LEADS YOU.

this has been found out for a while but the original photographer is eric hacke

the larpsons

Via Reddit: WD Gas Star

things to say to fediverse users: sell me this fediblock does this timeline go forwards or backwards what are your intentions with my child name 10 linux distros have you heard of ai do you speak german

Konami figured it out? Konami?

we are blowing up rem today #deadlock #rem #haze

>be me >the buddha >hanging out on vulture peak with my scriptures >get a call from the celestial bureaucracy >lord of horses causing havoc in heaven >bet the monkey king he cannot escape my hand >he jumps across the universe >it was actually my palm >mfw

Freak out and sell everything

today I drew… tomorrow I draw… aaah ze life of ze artist

Support KDE with a donation: kde.org/fundraisers/... #donate #FreeSoftware #OpenSource #KDE #fundraiser

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox