MICHAΞL

MICHAΞL

@mberns247.bsky.social

Making a literal difference, metaphorically

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Sit the fuck down, tubby

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Ted Cruz: “If you were to sit down and make a list of the top 1,000 adjectives to describe James Talarico, masculine would not be one of them.”

LOOOOOL When Saquon planted his foot in the ground and took off toward the pylon. DB really thought he had a chance 😂😂😂

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NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

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It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Big day for defying expectations as Lula wins in Brazil and the Miami Dolphins capture a road win in the Meadowlands. Two massive and equivalent victories in the battle of good vs evil.

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Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

"I enjoy life. I don’t really regret a lot of things I do. I appreciate my life. I appreciate God waking me up every morning."

NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social

Anthony Richardson on if he regrets marijuana possession charge, via James Boyd: "I enjoy life. I don’t really regret a lot of things I do. I appreciate my life. I appreciate God waking me up every morning."

Going to continue to get a lot of use out of this one. FINS UP!!!

MICHAΞL@mberns247.bsky.social

Genuinely nice as a Dolphins fan to see the QB run and not literally think about death

Jaylen Wright simply does not have the juice unfortunately. Showed some promise early but he’s had chance after chance to flash and there’s nothing there

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He’s literally describing himself.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Somalia -- 98% of the people here now from Somalia don't work. They don't have to work because they steal so much. They all have a Mercedes Benz. Low IQ and they live better than you do."

This is Not-Going-Anywhere at incredible pace, but even moreso, it's incredibly revealing. Their internal polling is BAD

Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social

👀 WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Republican loses, citing candidate name confusion.

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the routine, pay for play pardons are all by themselves one of the worst corruption scandals in american history!

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

bruh

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.