Brian McFadden

Who'll be the White House's next mouth-hole? patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

OCTOBER SURPRISE: Guy who sucked his whole life still sucks.

Foliage is almost past peak in all of New England. Too bad nowhere else on Earth has leaves.

I can't say what really should be done about this guy, so taxation it is!

I don't understand New Hampshire or Maine politics, but here are my thoughts the results out of Brazil. 1/238

I can't say what really should be done about this guy, so taxation it is!

This guy and his weird dick need to be taxed out of existence.

The Moxie mascot guy opens up and says, "I've been pointing at Susan Collins and calling her a fascist this whole time, but they didn't want a speech bubble on all that soda."

From the Larchives :)

"Reassuringly Hard" sounds like a porno that emphasizes consent and boundries.

This guy and his weird dick need to be taxed out of existence.

Weekends are for starting kicks

A Brian McFadden in the UK had a tool fixed and I got the receipt. No American tool company would have a tagline this wordy.

Celebrate Sammy Petrillo’s birthday on Fool’s Paradise on WFMU—today at 1pm EDT! @wfmu.bsky.social

sometimes i jolt awake in the night remembering suddenly that First Look Media dropped the nib for (supposedly) money reasons right around the time pierre omidyar sunk a bunch of cash into elon musk’s sister’s softcore porn streamer

Used harsh chemicals at work and now my phone's biometrics don't recognize my fingerprints. Good weekend to do crimes?

I'm so Boer'd with this racist asshole.

I'm so Boer'd with this racist asshole.

I love living in Boston in October because every other commercial break I’m told how much of a piece of shit John Sununu is…

Once the A.I. bubble finally bursts, please invest in my new technology that will continue making menu photos of hamburgers look disgustingly wet.

Who will be the White House's next spokes-shithead?

Why are private equity execs flocking to Question 3? It's because they think it's a good for their bank accounts and a way to crush nascent working-class populism. I unpack it in the piece here. working-mass.com/2026/10/19/o...

I already voted. Texts about the election should send an electric shock back to the sender.

You should be able to cure a vaccine hangover with greasy food.

Pluribus is great! I'm only 4 episodes deep. Universal Basic Income can solve all these problems while preserving individuality.

Casting call at the White House.

what is the charge? preventing a succulent chinese meal?

Early voting starts today in Massachusetts! Do you have a plan to vote?

Is Pressley the first high profile MA politician to come out and say this? I'm glad to see my rep making noise about this. Have Markey or Warren said anything?

You don't have to go broke for Halloween decorations. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

Now that the statute of limitations is over(?), I can confess to almost Storrowing the work van on Memorial Drive this week. I had to do a 10ft back-up of shame.

I thought I did this too soon, but nope.

Who'll be up next?

Congratulations to David Ellison, now known as Skydunce.

Who's the idiot who wrote a horse into this comic after I worked two 12hr shifts this week? Me. Me idiot.

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

Today I worked in a house with an extensive Peanuts collection, including stuff Sparky signed, and thankfully my hunch that they'd be good tippers was correct.

Trying to fathom how anyone let alone the editors of a U.S. newspaper can (1) be pro-J.D. Vance AND THEN (2) attempt a decorous tone to discuss his vulgarities... the journalistic equivalent of Seth Brundle dragging his oozing mutilated form out of the teleporter at the end of The Fly

I was picking up a toilet for my parents yesterday, and the big box hardware stores are almost completely switched over to Xmas. You gotta DIY Halloween now.

It's almost too late to make your Halloween decorations.

Thanks, Google, but I think I can remember my sister's birthday without Gemini's assistance.

If you need to cut back your skeleton budget this year: