Matt

...and we're not gonna do dick about it. Fucking dems.

It was a good weekend for the world because Lula won in Brazil. But also, I bought a new mechanical metrinome and I've never owned one before. It's my favorite music tool now. So, I celebrate with and for the world and the people of Brazil, just as I assume they celebrate with and for me.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

My international followers, specially followers from the US, please get informed on the blatant election meddling attempts going on in Brazil - and be aware that they may be used in your voting district next! We're doing all we can over here to pull through no matter what. Witness us.

They called the cops on this 3-year-old Black boy because he was kickin the white kids' ass on the soccer field.

"please move this thing"

I can't wait to see the team in Cleveland change its name to the Brownshirts.

This is heartwarming. And I'm glad Jason Alexander is alive. But a morbid, sick side of me wonders if the tipping point for Americans might have been headlines about the death of a beloved actor at the hands of the IDF

She definitely seems like the type to rotate the square block in Tetris

And that's how Busytown became racially segregated.

i fully expect bluesky to rake me over the coals for this, but here goes nothing: now it all started two thanksgivings ago, two years ago on thanksgiving, when my friend and i went up to visit alice at the restaurant. but alice doesn't live at the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the resta

You ever think about how we have AI and cryptocurrency when we could have just had more Fletch movies with Jon Hamm?

damn, they bempo'd meepis

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing.

[Before turning on the game] I'm not sure who I'm rooting for. I'm kinda sick of the Phillies. [Turns on game and hears the chop] oh right. Go Phillies

Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

Who up elevening they threes?

Who up toning they defs?

Teams should be owned by the various labor unions that make the games possible. (Players, concession workers, etc...)

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK 10 TIMES! THIS IS NOT FUCKING HARD! Fellas, just ask! Just ask if the next thing you want to do is okay! Have a conversation in advance with the people you want to be intimate with about boundaries and desires! AND LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER DURING THE CONVERSATION!

Junior checking his watch after Rizzs's speech was such a perfect button. #Mariners

Rick Rizzs shouting out Dan Wilson on what is likely the eve of Dan's firing is pretty funny

Must be a righty-lefty substitution

Watching J.P. and Randy come out early as departing free agents is hitting me in a way I didn't think anything this season could. #Mariners

Rough weekend for Seattle sports. The Huskies lost, the Seahawks lost, and the Mariners played

*puts on bulletproof vest* season 5 of the wire is good

Woke 2 rules so hard

AI: like a trillion bucks flushed down the toilet, everyone hates it, no actual utility, makes you dumb inhalants: cheap as fuck, people love 'em, makes you just as dumb but maybe you get a good story like "I huffed freon out of a garbage bag on top of the CVS"