Crows Hate ICE Too

My brother in Christ the people you hate so much had medicine and hygiene when the “Western World” thought baths made you sick and that it was lucky to use bloody medical intstruments from the last guy you “practiced” on.

Hey crew: is there a version of “He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue” I can use to explain to other attorneys my policy on handling prosecutors that *doesn’t* wind up with me getting a Talk?

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

“Why do you buy your TVs from estate sales of 80 year olds?” my kids ask.

This is an awful, but important read; because there are so fucking many men in their forties casually imploding other people’s lives - and a lot of women for whom dealing with the mess of fully untangling from them simply isn’t worth it.

In more “things that used to be normal but aren’t now”, you used to be able to have someone come to your home if your cable and internet was fucked up - and that guy would know how to fix literally anything. I have spent hours with Xfinity trying to unfuck my Internet to no avail.

Jesus fucking Christ if you need an Ai to tell you three reasons your kid is cool you should be barred from future parenting.

Repeat after me: “What are they going to do, fire me?”

You or I pull any one of the many stunts AI has and we get thrown in a hole and denied computer access for years. But a billion dollar business does it and it's "oopsie, my bad" without consequence.

Hey everyone - check your voter registration even if you’re sure you’re registered. My middle child was somehow dropped from the rolls and we are having to re register them. We found out because no ballot arrived - but if you don’t have vote by mail, could be a nasty day of surprise.

I want you all to know that my guy just successfully bought alcohol with his Principality of Sealand ID. E Mare Libertas!

Yeah man the kids fucking love going to the uniform decorations section of the PX, they would not rather die. I totally buy this.

Not a single word of this is hyperbolic in the slightest. Buy your friends in cybersecurity the drink or chocolate of their choice right now. We are not doing well

lmfao this really is the perfect description of the guy

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

"So the guy called himself a king" *muffled gasps from the panel* "and he sent thousands of soldiers to quarter in my city" *Washington audibly whispers "what the f-"* "and so we, like, formed this system where we'd call up people within a minute or two if they showed up" Paul Revere: hell yes

It’s important to note also that this ad is being pushed ad nauseum to the 40+ male demographic.

The end of a fucking era, and also why companies should reject buyouts.

I will literally hire the first home renovation guy who gives me an actual quote to redo my water damaged floor over email and doesn’t insist on a phone call I don’t have the time for.

I am facing the great danger of hope right now.

I’ve received an alert from someone who lives deep in the heartland who says the gas stations are out of gas and stores are out of food. Is anyone else noticing shortages in areas with a lot of preppers?

I don’t think this guy realizes how much he’s about to be reported on his own website.

I feel like some of this is generational as well: The GenZ guys I see trying or doing polyamory are like “let’s schedule things, let’s have everyone meet, I’ll explore myself as well” The GenX guys are midlife crisis age and it seems a cheat code only for them; if their wives do it they get mad.

I’m just pointing out, as a historical artifact, that farmers used to bring shotguns to such auctions to discourage people other than the owner from bidding.

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Ahahahahha

If the top ten people at your local DSA know where the letterhead is I will eat my hat.

I want you all to know that this is not only enjoyable for observers but for participants. It is literally a joy to me to earnestly ask convert tradCaths about the preferential option for the poor.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

It will not, in fact, be sentient, and I’m now concerned that Musk does not know what the word “sentient” means.

I was pretty certain a judge would not have issued a warrant without heavy restrictions; good to see I was correct. Also, “not allowing her to call her attorney for an hour” is insane.

I love the “she’s demanding we give plaintiffs NOTICE of what we are doing!” This is what happens when you decimate DOJ career attorneys.

I think it’s important for people to understand the only thing police were willing to do in this case was say “turn off your phone.” Police elsewhere provided protection for a man who was (wrongly) identified as one of the attackers, but none for the woman who needed it. Police are not your friend.

I am not barred in PA, but on my read of the statute this doesn’t even begin to meet the elements and her clearly expressed intent makes it even worse for them.

Too early to say if it will be everywhere, but I think the ham-handed attempts to stop the vote may massively increase the youth vote at least.

shout out to a real one

Navy personnel turned him over. Kids, don't enlist. I know money is very tight and you are worried. Go to your local church or temple first and ask for help there. Please. I worry about you. This isn't the military it was even 5 years ago.

This is beyond insane. Hegseth doesn’t understand the contributions of Latinos to the U.S. military, but I guarantee others at the Pentagon understand what a deadly mistake this is.