Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy

i rooted for the bears for my entire life before ben johnson and caleb williams and this is what i would describe as Normal Football bsky.app/profile/coll...

Michigan's defense has held all 7 opponents to 20 points or fewer. Since 2014, FBS teams that do that win 87% of the time. Michigan is 4-3. Jason Beck has to go. Now. Here's the data. 🧵

Indiana 13, Michigan 6

you like college football? you think college football is fun? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZnZ...

I would 100 percent do this

They're having a rock paper scissors competition during the ad break specifically to torture me

Ok that's it fire him

I'm not sure "why haven't you committed seppuku, think of your family's honor" will get the dignified response it deserves

No more Very Special Boy coordinators. Only people who have recently escaped from indentured servitude in a former Soviet Republic who have been told they will go back if they get shut out in consecutive first halves

The fake kneel play is a microcosm of everything that's wrong. It's a waste of practice time on something cute that's never going to work after the first time you run it. Also it is not going to work the first time you run it.

I get it's not my money, but wtf are we doing here.

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One of the many things I love about El-Sayed is that he's willing to engage with someone hostile if it gets them to admit the premises behind that hostility, to the extent that it becomes impossible to avoid the underlying bigotry. You want to go there, fine, but he's gonna make you own it.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

We run simple shit. It works. We run weird shit, somebody gets rocked so hard their head falls off. We run simple shit. It works. We run weird shit, somebody gets rocked so hard their head falls off. We run simple shit. It works. We run weird shit, somebody gets rocked so hard their head falls off.

I'm so sick of two man routes. Third and four and you have nobody who's even an option short

This crew has had a rough, rough game

I guess maybe you can install OZ real quick if that's what you did last year

Five yard run followed by yet another Fucking Jet Sweep and then a rollout out you can't call on third and longer than three

Check out this EPA/rush after Northwestern put up 4 hundo on these jamokes

... what would constitute the wheels coming off at this point? I'm not seeing any wheels

I mean it's pathetic but the bye was never going to fix it, you can't re-install stretch in a week. Beck continues to be almost 0-fer n the season with RPS plus calls that gain more than a first down or so.

Every college football game is like 80 percent commercials

When I got the 2023 mgoblog book, I took it home for Christmas and was so excited to show it to my 85-year-old grandpa who started taking me to M games when I was four years old. He opened the book right to this column, read "Shrek was nude, erect, and prodigious," and immediately closed it lol

I wrote a column about receiving this exact image from a different Ohio State fan mgoblog.com/content/midd...

Minnesota winning the jug at home felt like a reminder that college football still has a soul. Look at these kids. Look how excited they are. They went feral to get that trophy. The fans rushing the field were ecstatic. This here is what it’s all about. This meant the world to them.

You can try but it would shoot itself first

i'm going to take this season out back and shoot it

“I’ll be over here if y’all need me”

I do not understand why Michigan saw the first three runs, all mashing vertical ones, and has refused to just run duo at these guys until they stop it.

sure let's go

all right I am now listening to officiating conspiracy theories

When you’re a university facing like seventeen “systemic tolerance of sexual misconduct” lawsuits you want to make sure to promote this guy so heavily that your main rival, which is run by a right wing administration in a red state, has to step in. That’s just the smart move legally and morally.

this guy should be kicked out of the Big Ten but also BAN BASEBALL SLIDES

Michigan either wins 31-10 or loses after six blocked punts and an 84 yard Iowa field goal

Underwood is averaging over 10 YPA

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