Max Cooljazz

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

Clammy Sammy mentioned

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

I tried to remember this thing the other day and spent some time searching "poop boob device"

Toasters toast bread and they also toast toast. At some point the bread becomes toast and then the toaster toasts it more. Unless you are stopping the toaster the very femptosecond the bread becomes the lightest possible toast, then the toaster is toasting toast. Eat me.

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

I will vote for a candidate based on their ability to serve me and my fellow queer folks and not treat the lives of people like a sporting event. If that happens to be a democrat, then fantastic

fullmetal alchemist fullmetal alchemist

deep space nine!!

happy 40th anniversary castlevania www.youtube.com/watch?v=opUE...

This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)

hell yeah dudes rock

YOSPOS bicht

Naruto is better than 2 girls 1 cup.

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

Computin’

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack

it's 9/11 in est now which is the only time zone that really matters on 9/11 when you think about it time for the most important 9/11 video ever made

Any time someone on here goes “oh but you didn’t specify only *AI* data centers” I think of this post from @jeffgerstmann.com

rated R for RAUL JULIA

"you no longer own your videogames" we'll see about that fucko

the bluesky experience:

poo poo and pee pee

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs