Mike Engel

Hi new peeps - Sometimes I will post about wrestling, and I'll try to use #WWEngel for that. I will also sometimes post about D&D and will try to use #DNDEngel - so if you don't wanna see that nonsense, you can mute those hashtags

Brewers get to use their Jason Frasor/Tim Collins relievers tonight.

Why did cashing that in take 9 years? #wwengel

oh cmon, bullshit-ass Judgment Day lol #wwengel

Fielding a bunt while looking utterly defeated.

Brewers in 3

what the fuck are we even doing in america

a good night to watch 14 different things at the same time

Bob Billings will always be carved up.

Dope!

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

Texas dems, or at least dem-voting folks, go run up the score down there

Might be time to go home and be a family man

More like Cut-ker, amirite

Not watching football. Checked the score expecting it to be like 21-0 based on social media.

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

Or Cheesecake Factory

Baseball

🔥 OBAMA: “The thing is, Iran didn’t have nuclear weapons — because I put a deal in place he pulled out of… and the war he started is why the price of everything is UP… how much time do you think Hegseth spends looking at himself in the mirror? These are not serious people.”

“How much time do you think this defense secretary spends looking in the mirror in the morning? These are not serious people” — Obama’s audience in Ohio is hanging on every word as he skewers Trump and Hegseth

This is called a dumpy treefrog and yep, truth in advertising.

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

Oopser Pratt

Never bunt

That's a wild baseball play

Not for nothing but he's just making shit up, telling his audience that Omar is no longer in Congress when she most certainly is.

AOC: "What the Trump administration is doing in targeting trans people is to get everyone on board with supporting defunding their own civil rights ... understand that when they attack trans girls in sports, they're also attacking all women's ability to stand up against their abusers"

Same impact

I feel old often these days but now I feel "Budnick has grandkids" old www.tiktok.com/t/ZTffwo4HK/

What a diiiick

Remember, Republicans made George Soros an international boogeyman when he was giving Democrats a *tenth* of this Now... {crickets}

That's a hell of a throw and catch

The same people who insist on policing public bathrooms in order to protect girls from sexual predators are now calling a child rape victim, whose mother lost custody due to that abuse, a liar. loathsome

Bears are gonna mess around and lose this

Geez Bears

Trip home to visit family. After my first step in the door, my 5yo nephew "do you have games on your phone?" Good to see you too, buddy. The 3yo has two favorite words right now, too: "ass" and "weiner" So it's gonna be an amusing weekend.

@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social has kindly reminded us it’s Christopher Lloyd’s 88th birthday today it’s the perfect excuse for me to share this scene from ‘Taxi.’ Pure comedy genius. The timing, the pauses, the glances down. Awesome. “What does the yellow light mean?” Enjoy! youtu.be/piPz1prPrzs?...

Obvious electoral rake-stepping aside, at what point is anyone going to acknowledge that young men are not “locked out” of the economy by some nefarious entity (women), they are literally feeding all of their disposable income into the gaping maw of sportsbetting apps. It’s actually quite simple.

the one trivago dude's teeth are so weird