Mike Crap

I've seen this one. He gives out free money towards the end.

Hotel Usona is out one week from today.

The year is 2037. 4-hour flights are now $1500+ and the only sound on board is the crinkling of wrappers over the constant advertisements for credit cards.

Amy Klobuchar’s eulogy for Lindsey Graham was 390 words long. This was 390 more words than she has said in support of trans people

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.

Jay Kelly should have been called Jay Sherman and followed the career of a plucky, self-loathing critic living in NY.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

I have gathered my thoughts and turned it into a fun blog about how IMDb is hell. I hope you like a long, under-explained list of movie ratings. aftermath.site/imdb-review-...

Why wasn't Greg Bear's Blood Music ever made into a movie? It's the perfect Cronenberg vehicle.

God bless David Simon.

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

I DNF'd Dungeon Crawler Carl. For the first 100 pages it's like I'm reading a script to a Bethesda RPG including all the achievements.

'Blade Runner' - 1997

This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me. Dem govs must step up and fill the void. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...

Alien: Earth (2025) youtu.be/vjO8YzcLgaA?...

Dennis Miller, Arsenio Hall and Craig Kilborne eagerly sit by their phones waiting for that call...

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Applied for a job and was immediately called by an AI recruiter that disconnected me and on the second call didn't respond to one of my answers...just dead air. Fuck that. Human recruiters are better than AI that can't hold a conversation about the position.

Big "I need my diaper changed" energy here.

yes

You know times are bad when two television series (Paradise and Daredevil) use "We Built This City" covers as a prominent episode theme.

Schumer on the Senate floor

Newsom's next guest? David Duke, where he'll discuss his equal love for bedsheets and private drinking fountains. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/u...

I know one thing for certain, Dems will absolutely dunk on themselves given the option to dunk on the opposing party.

cool. trump is going to say you “look gay.” then what

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

Democrats can and should be much more openly contemptuous. They owe terrorists nothing and they should treat Nazis like Nazis. But it’s true that almost none of these appeasers could pull it off.

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The cast of Friendship is stacked. Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd, Jon Glaser and Connor O'Malley. Since it's an A24 film I'm fully expecting to laugh exactly once and experience 119 minutes of existential dread about male relationships. youtu.be/cmSPwZIZu6Y?...

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