Brett Miller
Brett Miller
@millerb.co.uk
Shite Reliability Engineer, Microsoft MVP, Devcontainers Evangelist Mostly talk about Tech, Music & NUFC I have no idea what I'm doing 🤷♂️ 📍 Hexham, Northumberland
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Benefit scroungers can't have it if it's in his bank account though. Smart!
Since his ennoblement in Boris Johnson’s 2023 resignation list, Tees Valley regional mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen has claimed more than £25,000 in tax-free daily “attendance” allowances from the House of Lords for 73 days when he hasn’t voted, spoken or performed any recorded parliamentary activity.
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Mother fucker, went out again and moved the seat forward and it was sitting looking at me and had disappeared by the time I could find a container. Mouse trap purchase tomorrow before it chews something it shouldn't
There's a mouse in/been in my car. It's not an old rickety thing that's falling to bits or anything either. Naturally mice all over here but not on the fucking car, chew through wires I'll be raging
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Replying to @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social
Was listening on the wireless and the commentator said something about man Utd being pleased to get through to the knockout phase and "that's not something we should be saying about man Utd" How long do they have to be shit before we stop pretending they're good? They've been shit for ages
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How late he arrived he'll have at least until January to strengthen again but not much after that I wouldn't have thought. Let's enjoy it if we can lads and lasses #NUFC
Not sure this is Jaissles fault although he could obviously be doing better. Can't just sell every good player in your team and expect to get results. We are so desperate for an actual striker it hurts
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Wow, the world’s oldest shipwreck found off coast of Turkey! “A time capsule at the bottom of the sea” 🌊 A trade ship heading for Troy or Minoan Crete sank with a cargo of storage jars. Residue tests will show what they contained c. 4,700 years ago! #Archaeology www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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If you are in the UK I would recommend looking at a "lasting power of attourney [health]" and also reading the book "Being Mortal" by Atul Guwande. Death involves some difficult discussions - which should still be had. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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Got me thinking.. If you’ve owned a food van but it HAD to be staffed by football pundits.. 1. What would it be called? 2. What would it serve? 3. Who’s staffing it & what is their job? Me first… Name: Class of 90 chips Food: Portions of exactly 90 chips Staff: Gary & Phil Neville on the fryer
There’s an ice cream van going round near mine playing the match of the day theme tune and I’m sure it’s trolling me. #nufc
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The keys breakdown on this is underrated open.spotify.com/track/14XWXW...
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I've always disliked that I couldn't test Kerberos in CI easily and so I've written a #PowerShell module called Obol that can setup a KDC and configure the environment for the platform you are on github.com/jborean93/Po.... Uses @syfuhs.net's Kerberos.NET for the message parsing and encryption work.
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[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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i'm looking for some Windows users to test a new tutorial about Git for beginners! If you sign up here I'll send you an email next week or so with a link: forms.gle/69NgKWuqtEHU... (non-Windows users welcome too but I have a lot of linux & mac users already :))