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Harry being owned by BBC Sport here #nufc

No apologies from me in sharing this again. Please give. It’s a horrendously cruel form of dementia.

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

www.instagram.com/reels/DdM8FC... Wrong words, but still…#nufc 🤣

We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.

Waiting for the first journo to go for the “Hall issues “come and get me plea” to Man U” banner headline #nufc 🤣

As ever, Hope not hate have been tracking these thugs. hopenothate.org.uk/2026/09/05/p...

Don’t be Michael Owen. Can’t say I’m surprised though. Probably feigned injury to avoid going to their birthday parties. He has previous. #nufc

@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social Hopkinson on a 4:48 flight out of Newcastle tomorrow. Get on it!

Now that’s what I call an old-fashioned one-two🤣 #nufc

Just renewed (and renamed) my #FPL league for the new season... If anyone wants to join, code is 8zt962 💪

Taken out of context of the rest of the thread, not sure if this is J7 or EH!

Have we got a new keeper yet, lads and lasses? #nufc

Just about to post exactly this so thanks!

Kev, lottery numbers this week please!

To all my fellow #NUFC #FPL fans, I've set up a Head-2-Head league. Something different, but should make it more competitive. Here's the code to join: 8yxpd9

If Bruno goes and we need a leader.. John Stones on a free? #nufc

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#nufc Interesting to see in the vid that he has just moved to the same agent as Tino and Lewis……

Sandro Tonali Sandro Tonali He’s joined some losers His wife wears the troosers For now,he hates Arsenal #nufc

Matter of time before we start announcing that we are interested in Strand-Larsen again. #nufc

This is our BBC and, for once and maybe once only, I’m feeling a tinge of pride. Go get him!

As we celebrate ten years since the UK voted to leave the EU, it's worth just reminding ourselves of the many benefits of Brexit, as clearly articulated by those who voted for it.

BREAKING NEWS - INCOMINGS at SJP!!!!!! #nufc

One way or another looks like we’ll be involved in the relegation battles come next May #nufc

Interesting looking at LFC posts about Munoz. Seems there was no gossip before hand even though it seems LFC were active. Reaction over there seems to be mixed. Why is there so much noise over here during negotiations - it’s clearly not helping either the club or the fan base! #nufc

Mbappe doing a decent impression of Wissa atm #nufc

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Anyone expecting those wishing to ban the burqa extending this demand to those masked thugs currently burning folk out of their homes, anytime soon?

This. Just to save time can we just agree 1. If we’re “interested” in someone, he’ll go elsewhere and we were just used as bait 2. Good signings usually come out of the blue with no rumours in advance. Sorry @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social 🤣 #NUFC

Bloody hell. Amazing show of reasonableness on #nufc feed tonight. Thanking Gordon for service, appreciating decent fee, applauding both clubs for getting it done. Is this what it is like to follow a club with a plan?

I have put together a little video guide to Nigel Farage's umm... evolving views on hecklers. They seem to be quite dependent on whether the heckler disagrees with him (bad, boring, frightening, dangerous), or shouts abuse at a woman in the street (buy him a pint/give him a peerage).

"I once said I was given £5 million for my security, then a few days later said it was a reward for Brexit"

Men are using Meta AI glasses to secretly film women at beaches, shops, on the street & on nights out. They then post these clips online where they receive a barrage of misogynistic abuse. I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence. Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.

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It never ceases to amaze me how many election pundits don’t understand the dynamics of First Past the Post, and how vote-splitting works under the UK’s electoral system. John Curtice does. Listen to John Curtice.

Britain's broadcast media boasts of its strict adherence to impartiality rules. Mentions per MP. LibDems: 645 Tories: 5,116 Greens: 7,763 Labour (the actual govt): 27,438 Reform: 70,732 Anyone surprised they're ahead? bebroadcast.co.uk/politics-who...

Anyone voting Reform is knowingly voting for corrupt racists who’ll make all of us poorer and less protected, remove our rights, privatise our NHS, increase fossil fuel dependency, shove children into poverty and threaten our communities… Don’t expect to be forgiven. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

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Does anyone on my friends list know Razor personally and can check he's ok? I reached out to him this morning when I saw this post but no response. #nufc 🙏

Mackems line up like this Who? Who? Red card incoming Who? Who? Xhaka Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Stuff ‘em #nufc

That’s a penalty #nufc

I’m watching on TNT. Comms are ahead of the pictures slightly? #nufc

I say again….#nufc

FUCKING ELANGaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh #nufc