Mint🌿

Please look at my cats. They are gay. Thank you for your time.

Has anyone posted “see you in the camps, bluesky team” yet? I want to see something

My gender is whatever is currently happening to my pokemon go avatar

I can’t believe my pokemon go shundos are real 😭

Loot drop after defeating me: - mint plant (x99) [soulbound] - mint plant (x99) [soulbound] - mint plant (x99) [soulbound] - mint plant (x99) [soulbound] - mint plant (x99) [soulbound] - mint plant (x99) [soulbound] ERROR: Your reagent inventory is full! ERROR: Soulbound items cannot be deleted!

Can’t stop doodling dry-erase yuri. Deltarune lesbians this time

The deltarune drinking game was a really good idea* *it’s gonna kill us

It’s finally here! Happy Deltarune Tomorrow Yesterday!!!

I watched my new robo vac chase my cats under the bed, then a few moments later the robot emerged and the cats didn’t. Oh my god it fucking killed them 😭

Fun fact: Every gay person’s birthday in the Northern Hemisphere is standardized to June 1st to coincide with the start of Pride Month

I will follow anyone whose pfp got blurred by the new bsky rules. Let’s see all that porn 🥳

lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied

She’s so cool now. She reminds me of all the lesbians that used to sell me weed. Best redesign ever

Every time a doctor asks if they can use AI to record my info, I consider buying this shirt. I think I’m really gonna do it this time.

I’m a fully grown adult and the ending of Pokopia just made me cry

Happy 4/20!! Shoutout to all the herbs, it’s our day

New bluesky logo

4 am lasagna… fuck yeah

Smokin the Caturday weed

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic! Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase. You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat. I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

Happy International Women's Day ❤️

Happy birthday to women

My little guy 🥹

I regret to inform myself that the flavor of this grape energy drink is improved with vodka

Caturday 🧡🩶

I once got so annoyed by a pro-AI post that I picked up a pencil out of spite. I had zero drawing experience, but I just had to show that anyone can improve. Here is my first spite-drawn Lapras, and the redraw I did a few months later. Still not great, but much better! Fuck AI. Learn to draw.

This Tuesday has been an insane year

literally cried over a haiku about the sega dreamcast

Absolutely comfypilled and cozymaxxed

I’m trapped

Cats Gay for Caturday

Thinkin about nachos

(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby

I hope this email never finds you. I hope a single shaft of light pierces the broken ceiling, giving life to saplings and ferns. I hope the old computer went dark years ago, and the office smells of moss and wild spores. I hope that you are free.

Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️

TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt GARDENERS: oh fuck yes

Charismality

Who keeps messing with the bluesky icon? Stop that.

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Caturday :p

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Rudy Giuliani today