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I don't know why this is in my mind, but the picture of him in bed makes me think he is the type that wears shoes to bed.

kissimmee is easily one of the weirdest, most depressing places I've ever been and I'm from chicago so yeah this all checks out

Shout out to the awkwardly composited Jim McMahon lurking in the background.

Is this the Simpsons live action?

the one where he appears to be clearing his throat is my favorite

The foreshortening makes it look like he's eating a bagel the size of a pizza.

mid journey

coachin em up in the boardroom

Pictures took me back lol

I'm pretty sure none of us are ready for the high resolution version of these anyway

this looks like AI

runaway beach club yeah because the beach ran away

what are these all so Lynchian

The good life. The Ditka life.

Thank you, Fart. These are wonderful.

It looks like stills from an '00s multicam sitcom where the only character is Mike Ditka.

Is this why my auntie from Chicago retired to Kissimmee? Hmmmm

god Florida used to own

😆

Do I make yous harny, hun?

Nodding approvingly at this normal TV viewing setup

the stripes on the comforter should be going north-south

This is not bad but do you have like 800 more?

Is that a giant mound of cream cheese on the plate

this rules

That is one grim resort

That place looks awful. Thank you

If this amuses you, you should check out the lou Pinella SHAG commercials youtu.be/_OoBo5a41FU?...

You really should have used an NSFW tag for a lot of these

Jim McMahon is singing “The Super Bowl Shuffle” on the TV screen, like, thirty years ago.

Look at the size of that glass of orange juice in picture 3, there is like a pint and a half of juice in there

I caught Legionnaires disease at Ditka World

Is he watching the fucking super bowl shuffle

There used to be a "Ditka Dogs" hot dog restaurant in Suburban Chicago near where I grew up. Not a hot dog stand but a 10,000+ sq ft restaurant.

🎶 I'm Iron Mike, come to Runaway Where men can be men and the ladies like to play. We sleep in bed here, fully dressed, And if you take me on in foosball, you're gonna get messed. Don't visit here to cause no trouble, Come here to stay and watch the Super Bowl Shuffle! 🎶

I learned something here today (actually, I learned many things): If your stocks take a downturn, punching the financial section of USA Today will make it better.