space force captain™️

space force captain™️

@monteevee.bsky.social

sports media vet. journalism & mlb fanatic. @sfgiants forever. “Weird heroes and mold-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” [Hunter S. Thompson]

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New Tan Suit just dropped.

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

I wish Obama would just come out and say exactly how dumb almost everybody is. It would be epic.

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social

The Cheesecake Factory “controversy” is nice because it’s a rerun of the exact kind of stupid shit we had to sit through every day of the Obama administration. Now Zoomers don’t have to feel left out of having their own Obama “controversy” to reference.

When smart people say stuff like “cling to guns” and “deplorables”, what they really mean is “combinations of vulgar words and concepts that your dumb ass couldn’t even begin to understand, you absolutely stupid fucking fuck.”

In America, the chances of checking the top two boxes are close to nonexistent!

Alex Says Stuff@alexsaysstuff.bsky.social

Like, to have a meaningful debate, you require at least two participants who: - know a lot about the subject - have some common values about the purpose of the debate - hold conflicting positions on the subject - but do not hold those positions particularly strongly

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Said it before, I'll say it again: the grimmest political development in my lifetime is that we went from having old people who remember the Depression to having old people who remember the Eisenhower Administration.

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Stop animating the shit out of the velocity reading, please. It’s 2026. We don’t need a cartoon every time someone throws 100.

Sometimes, the other side can go fuck themselves.

Justin Wolfers@justinwolfers.bsky.social

The best cure for ideological bias is find someone on the other side and go to lunch with them.⁣ ⁣ Sometimes we disagree about facts. Sometimes we disagree about values. Figuring out which is which is fun part. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/my-libertarian-friends-were-right

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Holding your press conference in the absurdly nice stadium taxpayers funded for you in the smallest broom closet you can find to own the haters and losers.

Christopher Crawford@myohwhy.bsky.social

My God the Mariners are pathetic. Holding the press conference in this tiny-ass room to make it as difficult as possible.

The remainder of the half-inning after that absurd no-swing call had better be the definitive vibe of the 2027 season.

David Bonowitz@dbonowitz.bsky.social

Final day of the #SFGiants season, and manager Tony Vitello gets thrown out in the 3rd. Truth be told, it might be the only way he gets an ovation today ...

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The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.

Having lived in the tri-state area for a dozen years, I recognize two separate New York vibes. One is worldly and cosmopolitan. The other can’t fathom a world that extends beyond Ocean City/Montclair/Westchester/New Haven. The Mets broadcast is the latter.