Andrew Granola

Huge

They’re on my pub trivia team. Next question.

When I’m looking at American Gothic at the Art Institute of Chicago

blood clots often turn into deep vein thrombosis after long plane rides and the NFL has guys playing the most violent sport on earth and then getting on intercontinental flights

The Wizard of Oz is good movie because Dorthy Gale is from Kansas. If she was from Iowa, she would’ve delivered a fatal roundhouse kick to the Wicked Witch of West and ended the movie at the 10min mark.

Lmao Jordan Love is so good, man.

It’s called illinois because those people make you “ill” and “annoy” you

“i pay tax before, but still pay tax now?” We spoke with dozens of half-literate morons about the machinations of local governance. Here’s what they’re saying.

Bruh

Not happy that my local independent cinema went with “Sense and Sensibility” this weekend and not “You Can See Everything”

Breaking Scaramucci's record on Columbus Day Week?

Sex sells

my Ambassador to Greece

over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened

Glad the talented Daniel Craig is playing me (Uncle Andrew) on the big screen. I don’t think he’s eaten enough pizza but I’m giving him and Greta some creative leeway

The events depicted in the Halloween movies actually happen quite frequently in Illinois. Michael Myers was normal before deep dish pizza “programmed” him to kill

@millsypop.bsky.social scientists don’t want you to know this one weird trick to stop @kyleskey.bsky.social from posting

this may just be a fundraising maneuver. bigger question is what happens if Rob Sand wins 1) Chuck retires in the lame duck session so Kim Reynolds can replace him with his idiot grandson or 2) Iowa legislator uses the lame duck session to strip the governor of appointment power

I made a #helpful guide! 🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧 @robdelaney.bsky.social

So glad Paris Theater(NYC) and The Egyptian(LA) are pausing their normally awesome programming schedule for this!

My favorite evocative ice cream name

Once again, Iowa is leading the way in innovation

Overflow crowd for Digger!! Tickets going for $300 on the street!

ohio state is trying to kill the iowa football team in front of the children somebody do something

New Caitlin Clark Nike ads on Court Ave in Des Moines #blessed

Drinking beer from a grain bin like a true #Iowan (hero)

“It’s rained enough in Iowa” Official statement from Andrew Granola (9/26/26)

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To answer your question ladies…

my interpretation of chapter 40

I’m doing my part!

I’ve been back in Iowa for a week and haven’t seen the sun yet. Tomorrow is my chance!

Enjoying wine coolers from the Loire Valley