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You misspelled his last name

Sonic the Hedgehog is a dog!

Today it's horny posting on Bluesky. Yesterday, it was mini-fics on a pre-vbulletin green-and-black message board. The humanity burns just as warm.

Theres such a human beauty looking at old porn. Nothing else makes me feel this sense of belonging. There's something in my soul that sings seeing my drives in sync with the works of perverts past.

I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"

The Damn Daniel Bazooka

(Cut to Morshu beating an unconscious Goronu with a piece of rebar)

I did a splash art of Lash from Deadlock! It took about 25 hours but it was great fun. As always timelapse in the description!

Oh waiter! More blue potion, please! And send my compliments to the fucked up witch concocting this foul brew!

Baby I can make your octo rock

WILL WE BE MEETING EACH OTHER LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN?

THE RESONANCE HAS QUICKENED.

I'VE ALREADY BET THE FARM ON FRIEND INSIDE ME I'M BETTING A SECOND FARM THAT I DON'T HAVE ON APPLE GIRLINGTON THE FRIGHTENERS ARE GONNA BREAK MY KNEES IF I DON'T GET MY MAGICAL HOPALONG CASSIDY STATION

Bitch you shucked oyster you cooked bastard you infinite dumbass you abominable fuckhead you think you can talk to me like that I get paid by the SECOND by King Harkinian you get paid by the load from your cuck’s dog walker eat my ass with a side of duck confit I’ll turn you into a blistered sac GFY

Gwonam Item Closet! This right here is Trevor’s TV! This lovely gadget has all the channels that Mommy doesn’t want you to know about! Will this sleepover be the one where you finally take the next step into adolescence?

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

b-bones in the hall of the penis king

anyone done this yet

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

Doctor Robotnik has gone on record saying that his favorite pokemon is “Pingaskhan,” which is incorrect.

GNU Terry Pratchett

Me: my forcefem standards are gourmet. To not be bored, I'll need your most exquisite sissy hypno. Hypnotube: do you want this one flavored AI or racism

(Gwonam wakes up with digitigrade legs) Aw, man… LINK! Get in here, it’s happening again!

Moon Wars III: Re-friend of the Child

Shake Calibur

I have seen Link depicted a thousand times in a thousand slutty outfits and yet I have never been more frenziedly attracted to him than I am now.

I've been playing so much Rimworld this week. By Sunday, I might even start the game.

FEAR NOT

I want to make a video game that is so woke it makes grown men cry.

One of my favorite bits is also impossible to actually quote

there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures

DANIEL KEYES: Yeah I have this rough draft, I'm thinking of calling it Brains for Algernon

Oh yeah, happy new year also.

maintaining the holiday agenda #deltarune #deltarunefanart #noelleholiday

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

You already know what time it is

@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...

This is fucking awesome

I apologise, Toby Fox, I was not familiar with your game.