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I feel you, Daniel L

🐾🐾🐾🤍

Usually I love being a DBA but catastrophic data loss is not one of those times. Just finished my 4th 12-hour day in a row but the data has now been recovered. Laphroaig has never tasted this good.

Possibly the greatest studio album of all time. Musicianship that’s absolutely beyond belief.

This is George. He just tried freshly grated pecorino romano for the first time. Will not be accepting anything less from here on out. 14/10 (IG: citygeorge)

One of my favorite David Lynch quotes ever. Happy Pride!

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego--" WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING NARC???

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

pouring one out for a homie. Thank you, Jeeves.

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

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Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

90% chance in the next decade we get an astronaut who says "Moons haunted" to NASA

I have been meditating for over a decade and I wish I could be as zen as this bunny.

I’m in a country bar in Auckland named “Jolene” playing the worst bro country that serves no US domestic brews. I think I’ve found the back rooms of life.

I’m at a park trying to scrub my brain clean of the day and even the sunset looks like a fucking mushroom cloud

I am not OK.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

Before June 26, 2025 I knew very little about horse racing, let alone Japanese horse racing. Now I think about little else. Getting to see Uma Musume in theaters in the US is absolutely crazy to me, but I’m so glad that I get to!

Not to be a doomer, but I’m expecting bright flashes in the Middle East any second now.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

Bos días, good morningndkjg... #comic

MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

A Wii Wednesday Christmas Eve!

The Measure of a Man ❤️

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

JET ALONE MY BELOVED

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

AND THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS. MY OH MY!

Neon Genesis Evangelion premiered on this day thirty years ago. Angel Attack, the first episode, will be the focus of today's posts.

I almost don't want to finish up the final boss... Silksong has been so beautiful and has quickly become my all time favorite game. I don't want to see it end. 😭