MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum

MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum

@mrnelson007.bsky.social

Video game idiot at large. I write stuff sometimes. That’s about it honestly.

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So I’m running a Call of Cthulhu game and doing the most famous campaign, where you hunt horrors via the Orient Express. It is funny how much this rulebook keeps talking about how awesome this train is. You get some sanity back every time you get on it because Cool Train Bonus I guess.

It’s a balance thing because the game takes place on a much shorter timeframe than a normal campaign because the train only takes a few days irl, even in that time period, so healing has to be accelerated. It’s just funny to think the train is so nice it has magic healing powers or something.

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Nathan: Do you understand why he is a tragic figure? Elizabeth: He doesn't have any friends? Nathan: Sorta. He really wants the ring that he lost but he also hates himself for wanting it so much. Billy: [Pausing Audible at 2x speed] Boromir is the actual hero of this story.

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Illustration, Heather Mason in her wacky magical girl costume from Silent Hill 3.

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- Co-worker invites me and my family to his Halloween house Me: "Is it a haunted house or a hell house?" Co-worker: "Haha, it's a scary house!" - Arrive at the house - Open the front door - A giant mechanical blade arm emerges from a window and gores me through my stomach - It's a hell house

Thinking about a conversation on Discord: what are some games where you're not really the main character but are just sort of hanging out for someone else's story, that does it well? A lot of times this feels annoying but what games pull it off?

I've seen that Mass Effect 5 feature list floating around and there's a lot you can say about it but if after 6 years of development all you can show is a feature list, I'm sorry, but there's a reason you were getting shut down that isn't just "EA bad"

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Need me a WWII propaganda poster but for voting against the Republican Party "EVERY DISTRICT! EVERY RACE! EVERY VOTE HURTS THE FOE! EVERY LOSS DRIVES THEM BACK! POUR IT ON!"

This is also why they won’t abandon it, on top of believing it themselves. The main GOP demographic at this point is “people mad their kids won’t talk to them anymore”

Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social

I've mentioned this, but this is intended to play on the boomer "why are these crazy kids cutting off their parents" fear mongering.

Given how long Asari live vs everyone else, multiple generations would live and die only knowing the intergalactic party girls in charge of the galaxy.

A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social

Seriously if you think of Mass Effect as a modern or future society and not D&D Fantasy in Space that's actually EXTREMELY WEIRD AND ABERRANT. Young asari stereotypically essentially get to be an entire pampered caste of influencer-mercenaties-idealized gig workers! That's weird!

It's cool seeing the real Sicko RPGs like SaGa getting more mainstream attention these days.

RPG Site@rpgsite.net

Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven has sold over 1 million units worldwide: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/21616-romancing-saga-2-remake-sales-numbers-1-million-copies-new-revenge-of-the-seven

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an outdated system in a salmon farm using PHP was found to have been breached, allowing the attackers to perform remote cod execution

On the one hand lol lmao On the other clearly this is the right move for them and everyone else

Phillip Carter@phillipcarter.dev

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

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Have you seen the new CVE? It's on leegnux. It's literally on MITRE. It's on zendo with ads. It's literally on GitLab. You can probably find it on zendo. Dude it's on Joomla.