Mike Quilici

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There are two types of Commander players: those that think paying 7 mana to do something is unplayable, and those that look forward to paying 7 mana to do something

Okay, but be so for real right now: what if we all just collectively ignored Avengers Doomsday?

Ok but I don’t even know how to go number 3.

Good, honest, human writing has such a flavor to it. I'm in the middle of a chapter in Sally Rooney's "Intermezzo," and I come across the following throwaway line: "Outside in the street below, brown brittle leaves drift over the parked cars." So simple. So lovely. So human.

look if shit is so dire for the democrats that they NEED every vote from trans people, maybe they shouldn't run candidates who are transphobic or fold on even the slightest pushback to trans rights it's not our fault y'all's guys suck

Spider-Man by @brunoredondo.bsky.social

Not gonna lie, seeing Abdul El-Sayed and AOC working together to dunk on Republicans gives me hope I haven't had in a long while. Can you imagine those two on a presidential ticket? Oh my god.

And this is why the right didn't like the new Superman movie. #Supershit

Fire Emblem: Raccoon City

Everybody's all about their little vape pens nowawadays, we used to have culture

Somehow only just now discovering that Korea has vinyl bars where people come in to get a drink and vibe to hand-picked jazz records... CAN THIS PLEASE BE SOMETHING OVER HERE?

Tough to watch this game five between the Guardians and the White Sox... If anyone deserves a World Series appearance after multiple seasons with 100+ losses, it's Chicago. But man has Cleveland put on a show tonight.

Me: "Man, big storm coming this weekend. Hopefully it isn't a 6/6 with flying and ward 2, don't need that." The storm:

Bwahahaha fuck the Astros

Sitting out on the lawn of White River Amphitheater waiting for THE Hayley Williams to come on... This show is going to kick some serious ass.

"If your elected officials cannot listen to you, then they should not know peace." @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social

The division was ours for the taking a month ago and we just shit the bed. 😭

Echoverse Mike only ever plays Dimir card theft or, when he wants to play with his food, Slivers. Jace must be stopped.

happy visibility day to my fellow bisexuals

Gator Pokemon🐊

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Batman: The Animated Series (‘92-‘95) is ART

I'm going to die before this team gets their shit together.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Not being thick is the new thicc…

as a reader of historical romances i have to say the thing where she makes him give up his elaborate revenge plot to prove his love?? baffling. unrealistic. girl this is a group project now

I spent most of the summer playing through Tears of the Kingdom again (this time on the Switch 2 version), and took my time to savor it. Today, I beat it. And I still cried. These games (BotW/TotK) are just so good. I will never be over it. The art design, the gameplay, everything. ❤️

me: i think you should eat a little slower. my cat, sitting in front of a pool of her own throw up: i think you should shut the fuck up

A particularly infuriating aspect of this A.I. bullshit is that nobody seems to remember that we all got along just fine without it for centuries. How are we all suddenly incapable of reading and understanding written words? Of creating art? Of telling stories? It’s madness.

This is only right take here. E.g. college-educated adults- staff members and teachers at a public school- get asked as an icebreaker to make up a poem or a drawing or something creative to express themselves, and THEY USE CHATGPT TO SPIT OUT A NONSENSE LIMERICK UGGHH Be a human. Reject AI.

These Pokemon need to stop running away. It’s not like I’m trying to capture them in a lil ball or anything

Every time I teach Gatsby I have this exact thought. So accurate.

Officiating my brother-in-law's wedding today... Wish me luck!

No one’s calling it Lake America. “Lake America” is what you name a summer camp for soft children who say, “Don’t you know who my father is?” after a t-ball stand strikes them out

Spider-man in the movies: Spider-Man is a fun, lighthearted super hero who has realistic struggles with day-today life! Spider-man in the comics: the most miserable person in existence. He is here to S U F F E R

Dolly Parton was universally loved because she was a rich person who knew what it was like to be poor, stayed down to earth, and spent her life giving back to others who were less fortunate. The oligarchs who don’t understand why everyone hates them probably won’t learn from this. But they should