The DrunkleSeán

Cults don’t have a collective action problem.

I think the fact that Marissa Mayer would voluntarily disclose this to a reporter is a pretty good demonstration of how deeply the culture of Silicon Valley has diverged from the rest of humanity

100% this. He’s only on social media because he’s on social media. It’s like being famous for being famous.

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

someone in the neighborhood was setting off fireworks last night. can't tell you how disappointed i was

Am I living in a comic book?

I get the same feeling when I hear they’re rearranging my local grocery store. Weeks of not being able to find shit.

TIL there is an AI wearable that records conversations and provides summaries "so you can live in the moment". I'll be sending the rest of the day planning my actives upon seeing one irl so I can live in the moment when it happens. Suggestions welcome.

Just gonna say, I loved The Smothers Brothershood. I cannot disavow them.

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

We should all take a moment to acknowledge what an insane garment Charlie Brown’s shirt is

I just lost the game

Just saw the advertisement for war.gov and this flashed in front of my eyes.

i predict that prediction markets will make you poor and i'm not charging for this advice

farming fucking sucks. store is better

if companies are people and ai becomes a company, can it then funnel money to their preferred candidate without human intervention?

It kinda bugs me that God does not treat us better. After all we're the folks that invented him.

Here’s my new proposal I would like to pay for a feature that would allow me to lock in to a phone user interface for a minimum of three years. No changes for three years. I’d also like to have an option for a one-year extension. Looking at you Apple dot com.

We got to see the original scream today, amazing!

This is in no way a political statement in word or intent, but if you read between the lines - the tone and emphasis - it absolutely is.

I think the wildest thing about being post-twitter is that you can tell, just in regular conversation, when someone still uses it. There’s an underlying anger and a like… disconnect regarding what people actually think/care about?

The Rauland farmhouse. Believed to be the oldest wooden residential dwelling house in the world. Built around 1238-1340.

NYT is explicitly using 2FA as a punishment to try to upsell existing subscribers.

I’m sad to announce this year‘s birthday has been postponed due to lack of interest.

when i voted to put garfield in charge of the lasagna factory i didnt realize hed eat all the lasagna

I think the message for guys here - especially young ones - is to stop feeling sorry for yourself and do some bootstrap pulling. Log off and stop expecting everything to be given to you. Women aren't being hired because there's some grand conspiracy against you.

Kill the breakfast cop in your head. All foods are breakfast foods. I just had two bowls of bucatini at 10 am.

my new spirit animal

If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.

im a fan of crushed ice

St. Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade Lights on the silhouette He's insubordinate Coming at you on the count of one two (One two three four!)

The most unnerving part of the Schmidt meltdown is his “dirtbag” comment. He was cornered and embarrassed and unregulated.

Then again it’s maybe just time to start a new streak

Political campaigns are very good at taking from communities. They take our money, our time, our data, our attention. Then Election Day comes, and most of what they built disappears. We think campaigns should leave something bigger and better behind:

banger

If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway