Jenny oooOooo 👻

Michael Carrick being given the Chelsea game to turn things around is the treat we all need. Chelsea are A) not great and B) will likely implode while we also get to find out what’s really what behind the scenes at United

The Hunter's Moon closely aligns with the liminal festival of Samhain (the precursor to Halloween). In Celtic lore, the veil between the physical world and the spiritual realm is at its thinnest, making it a sacred time for honouring our ancestors. Art my own. #FullMoon #OctoberMoon #Folklore

Current mental state: getting emosh over all the Spurs and England players bigging up Harry Kane

I will

Have THAT Neymar, Alisson, Robinho, Lucas Moura, Fabinho et al. The lesson here is always listen to Richarlison 🐦

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

In one day, two politicians - Bolsonaro in Brazil and Vucic in Serbia - with ties to Trump have lost surprise elections thanks to high turnout. The rise of the international far-right is not inevitable.

A month ago, Sir Jim Ratcliffe lectured the Prime Minister, telling him he should run Britain in the same way he runs Manchester United

I really feel sorry for Michael Carrick ☹️

“There’s nothing good, there’s nothing bad, there’s just nothing”. Gary Neville always sounds like he’s having an existential crisis when he’s commentating on Man Utd

Liverpool are on it today!

Forgot how much I love watching the Sunday football when your team’s already won 🥰

A Tottenham win at Stamford Bridge? ABSOLUTE SCENES (complimentary)

Real post from the mountain rescue Facebook page

I have such low hopes for this fixture every time because any time I’ve thought “well, maybe…” I’ve been very hurt

#COYS Pretty please

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

I see the BBC that impartially blurs political symbols, slogans and logos of all kinds has entered its “you don’t get on camera without wearing the symbol of the Royal British Legion” period again

oh my god, absolute SCENES. #CelebrityTraitors

no matter what the reasons, the prime minister starting the week by telling people to use headphones on public transport and ending it by telling them to stock up on tinned food and bottled water is objectively hilarious

BIG JET TV IS LIVE, PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON.

I regret to announce that a state of war now exists between Britain and Germany

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

Even Partridge would have more self respect than this

Trump is looking well sweaty at the moment, that heart doing overtime with being that repulsive? I really do hope it won’t be long.

Are the players trying to get him sacked? It’s actually a more cursed job than Spurs manager though. I feel for him

Spurs are so shit I can’t even enjoy Man Utd being the banter team again

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

I like how it looks like a little devil and angel arguing on his shoulders, except it's Rodri and Llorente

First thing I saw when I opened reddit was this and I think you need to see it too.

Are champions league sides also enraged by having to play the farce that is Man City?

Deki’s daughter’s shirt 😭

A win and a Gentle Ben goal, that’s more like it 🤍

OOFT though 🤍

If we lose this match or even just draw it, we are pretty fucked. Where do you go from this?

Van Hecke - why did we buy him? We are bad, aren’t we. No amount of posh dinners and jollies in Marbs can solve this

That is an objectively hilarious amount.