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Good morning, world!! Had a surprise visitor who wanted some of my espresso!

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

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tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life, not today. it's always tomorrow. you'll get started tomorrow. tomorrow is the start of an entire new chapter of everything for you, just like tomorrow always is. today, it's just whatever and bad habits. tomorrow tho. tomorrow is where it's at.

Il y a quelques années je voulais faire une vidéo sur les préjugés que la société nous met dans la tête sur la mode féminine du XIXeme siècle, Nora l’a fait. Allez vous dépatriarquer l’histoire.

"Glennifer, you say you didn’t come here to scrub ectoplasm out of the upholstery or sweep piles of dead birds off the front porch. I hear you. But all of us are making sacrifices. My daily commute is twenty minutes longer!" buff.ly/HUZxsu9

Can’t unsee Mr. T doing jazz hands

Well done, John Roberts. Well done.

Uh-huh.

Since it's spooky season and some folks have been passing it around again today, here, once again, is my How to Write a Horror Movie Crash Course!

The kids are alright, man

I feel this one too much. This one hurts. It hurts a lot.

Tonight a protester at his rally in Mississippi told him to “shove that ballroom up your fat ass” and he definitely heard it Happy Monday, everyone

I'm dropping the Halloween theme as this takes too much precedence. Starting tomorrow, we will be spotlighting the voice career of the great Eric Bauza who tragically passed away at the age of 46. #RIPEricBauza #EricBauza

This should be an open and shut violation of the Fourth Amendment, but the Patriot Act blew that door wide open and we haven’t had a congress with the integrity to shut it since.

Parents, make sure to check your kids' candy this Halloween, you won't believe the stuff we are finding hidden in these wrappers!

So here you go ... Thank you again to my friends at both BioWare and EA. To even dream in your sandbox was a privilege. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBO8...

What if….we just never listened to Axelrod again?

Eric Bauza was the People's Bugs Bunny, he fought tirelessly to get Coyote vs. Acme released, he was on the front lines of strikes supporting writers and actors, this is a huge loss

what a night

Ted Cruz getting booed hard as he presents the trophy to the winner of the F1 race in Austin. 🤌

Ted Cruz getting booed hard as he presents the trophy to the winner of the F1 race in Austin. 🤌

As 007 taught us, after you go to space you have to bring things back down to earth, and so @michaelvarrati.bsky.social and @brendohales.bsky.social did just that, setting this year’s Chainsaw Awards in a Halloween corn maze. TW: I will be presenting an award. Tonight at 9pm ET on Shudder TV!

Folks, if we can get this pic of my dog up to 20 likes, she says she’ll wear her costume for you all. Just sayin’. She drives a tough bargain, but I respect her.

Favorite film in haiku: My bike is ruined. Neo-Tokyo explodes. I yell, “TETSUO!!!”

Folks, if we can get this pic of my dog up to 20 likes, she says she’ll wear her costume for you all. Just sayin’. She drives a tough bargain, but I respect her.

The lingering legacies of 'The Sun Also Rises' 100 years on Ernest Hemingway's debut novel, about lost and wayward young people after World War I, turned 100 this week. by Andrew Limbong www.npr.org/2026/10/23/n... The Sun Also Rises at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/67138 #books #literature

"The Even Greater Greatest Generation" is the correct nomenclature

No. No, this is not a thing. Entirely too much screaming and yelling in Goonies for this 52 year old man, and I need to protect my peace. The movie was fine when I was 12. What about Gen - A Boy and His Dog? That feels a bit more of-the-moment.

RFK decided to once again target maskers in a speech, laughing about going to LA and seeing people driving in their cars while masked. And I want to make sure people know that studies have shown that the reason someone might wear a mask in their car is that it's none of your fucking business.

"The Lawnmower Man" (1992) used actual VR headsets (called "Eye-Phones") from VPL, the company the father of modern VR, Jaron Lanier, created. They worked for real. Not for the movie though. But it is an interesting fact that they didn't use simple props for the headsets. youtu.be/cm2FbJE2wsQ

Crazy question: Anyone have experience with dog diapers? Tips? Tricks? Brands? HALP!