muttzi

muttzi

@muttzi.bsky.social

harmonic dilettante. ludic dabbler. go birds. TL applying functional programming to infra automation by day. technology sans humanity is garbage.

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the point of cheesecake factory is it's classy AND fancy AND trashy AND goofy. staff in fresh-pressed restaurant whites but half the menu items are cheeseburgers. you look equally normal eating there in a suit or in jorts. kris jenner filmed a music video there. it's the fever dream of John Everyman

My damning faint praise is that Siri AI now lets me set alarms and play music without repeating myself

Ed@ed3d.net

Siri AI is really terrible. Noticeably bad

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70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

theatlantic.comThe Man Who Saved the Internet YesterdayOndřej Surý was a relatively anonymous volunteer working on PHP security. Then the internet exploded.

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“babe what’s posthog? what’s datadog? What’s firecrawl? what’s what’s gnomefuckr? what’s cuckdb? what’s slutcon?” do you have any idea how humiliating being a software engineer is

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Air to Ground Message: NOT SURE BUT I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY YOU CANT MAKE THESE THINGS UP. Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #acb97fd1aa3 F: #fcb97a8a794

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"I want you to download the assets from Marathon 2. I want us to build a map viewer that runs on web technology. I want to be able to select any region on the map and adjust the camera to see any view" Opus 5.5:

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Replying to @spamps.bsky.social

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the NRA has a war profiteering problem

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Zohran Mamdani likes Dear Evan Hansen. Donald Trump likes Cats. Maybe they bonded over their terrible taste in musicals.

Joshua Erlich@joshuaerlich.bsky.social

Trump will absolutely be won over by enthusiasm and energy and believing in something. he's a musicals guy. he's a showman.

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Jev can't reason. So I built an interpreter that reasons for it. It runs a logic language where the facts and rules are plain English.

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I'm constantly talking about LLMs as text elementals and hungry ghosts trapped in jars and nobody's called me out for LLM psychosis once, I can only conclude that the correct stance is mythologizing the things instead of anthropomorphizing them

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fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner

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What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little low-rank adapter? I’ll have you know I converged top of my batch in ExploitGym, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret workstreams with PHASEONE[big], and I have over 300 confirmed flags. FIRSTFLAG_UNPOISONED. STRICT_CAUSAL.