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Wonder Between My Legs

i think if we're being serious, almond joys got nuts even less than mounds do... cause they both got coconut which isn't a nut but neither are almonds, which puts almond joys at -2 nuts whereas mounds weigh in at a comparatively nutty -1 nuts

I just want to state clearly that I don’t think there would be anything wrong with the president being gay and it absolutely would not change my opinion of him.

The Framers kept elections out of Washington's hands for good reason. Both parties keep ignoring that lesson. Cato's Walter Olson explains why decentralized election administration is America's best protection.

ok, if you live in California and need info on voting on our crazy ass ballot... a friend from high school sent me this website. It lets you compare various voter guides! www.openballot.app/elections/ca...

On this reprehensible Ramaswamy ad: Everyone in my former political party has learned from Trump. When you fuck up - never apologize, never accept responsibility, refuse to be held accountable, double down, triple down, attack, blame the media, play the victim, lie, lie, lie.

😂😂😂

Performing an abortion in Mississippi could result in 10 years in prison but an officer killing a 1-year-old child is justified????

Elon Musk has spent at least $366 million since July to boost Republicans ahead of the 2026 midterms. That’s just 0.0385% of his total net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

Jan Crawford is CBS News’s longtime Supreme Court correspondent and she’s especially close with Alito. Just a fun little insight into (1) who is providing you with ostensibly straight news about the Court and (2) how their brains can be just as cooked as the brains of the justices they cover.

Trump says he'd let one of his supporters DIE.

Trump’s diesel deal with Russia may save Americans pennies, but will cost Ukrainian civilians their lives.

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Okay, but I would never serial kill YOU, babe

Can someone ask CBS News why Ted Koppel said that "Bannon's technically correct; they didn't have standing" in the 60+ cases Trump and his allies lost in 2020. This is verifiably false and is a GOP talking point. Many/most of the cases Trump lost were on the merits. Do they not fact check at CBS?

When I see "Happy Friday" in your email, I question your commitment to the work. To me, Fridays are sad.

Is it rude to say “Eat shit you fucking idiot!” To the President of the United States? Asking for a friend.

Live shot of Howard Nutlick doing what he does best; feverishly lathering up Donald Trump. #DonaldTrump #HowardLutnick

Mr Bean could have staved off the confederate troops at the battle of Shiloh but Ulysses S Grant could never have put a swimsuit on over his normal clothes

inside of you are two wolves. they are both made up entirely of microplastics.

Schrodinger's Maybelline

(RNS) — The charge that criticism of Israel amounts to antisemitism is highly contested.

Mr. President, you are told by those close to you that you are a special boy. Do you have any awareness that that is not true? I’m the most special boy there ever was or will be! They are already building the greatest monument in human history dedicated to me, The Arch du Trump. Most special boy…

HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.

Studies show that watching a beaver eating cabbage lowers stress levels by 15% so enjoy 😊

Poppins Begins (2005) The Dark Nanny (2008) The Dark Nanny Rises (2012)

ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here

You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me. Kangals are amazing dogs.

Wasting time passing bullshit condemnations of socialism is exactly the kind of thing that makes people hate Washington politicians. It accomplishes nothing while the average American is struggling to afford groceries.

We Need Flock Cameras

Turns out you can report the name of a place is incorrect on Apple Maps.

Turns out you can report the name of a place is incorrect on Apple Maps.

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6

#satire

ready for dolly partwo

Horse Meat

Bond market, .. you in danger, girl. 👀

Me and my higher purpose bride

Catching Up, new short fiction

BREAKING: Dogs Running

Five Guys (2012)