Nat King Coleslaw

If only there were a Nobel Prize for heckling

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

This is not a "you didn't KNOW?" post because I truly envy and respect anyone unaware of Linehan's output BUT he's been EXTREMELY racist for years now. Attacking black actors on his wife's show Motherland as diversity hires; podcast screeds about muslims in Ireland; delighting in Palestinian deaths.

The long-serving strongman leader of Serbia, Aleksandar Vucic, has conceded defeat in an election that pitted him and his right-wing party against a diverse student-led opposition movement that spent two years protesting his government.

Elon Musk Just what an incredible fall from grace… From innovative, eco-conscious, cool nerd… 
To depraved, entitled, evil, war-mongering, self-radicalised fuckwit.

Steely Dan are famously named after a dildo. They could have called themselves Chevy Chase and I wouldn’t have to change a word of that first sentence.

Elon is a criminal 👇

Someone’s future doctoral dissertation will be determining Elon Musk’s body count.

This, from the hugely experienced Irish courts reporter, Isabel Hayes, on the Minister for Justice’s performative outrage over an ad about children and consent, is worth reading.

If anyone's kid has lost their Columbia Statistical Research Group' model of survivorship bias, I found it on the street in Walthamstow yesterday.

the guy who’s single-handedly funding paxton’s campaign is Big Mad about puppet masters

El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"

When Trump is finally gone, we’re going to have to send every former president on a global apology tour.😔

SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!

“Mystery Actor”

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - 🤡 D'oh! A Simpsonian look at Putin/Trump/Musk's Ukrainian War - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

Orange warning issued for the Irish Times today as it bizarrely decides to give airtime to a diminutive bigot

“We know the center of all this is the Trump crime family — it starts there." Read: bit.ly/4skxXxd

LMAO JD Vance's speech in Ohio is off to a great start

JD Vance smears Amy Acton: "I happen to think that the people of Ohio see through that fraudulent activity for exactly what it is. Somebody said alcohol. You can say it. I can't."

Every-so-often one of our challenges pops a bit and this one has got 150 entries, which for B3ta in 2026 is like going viral or something. Do join in, or marvel at the fun pics, normal service where you ignore our challenges will resume shortly b3ta.com/challenge/ki...

Oh no, how will French civilisation continue in the face of *checks notes* student protests

Of all the things that never happened, this is the thing that never happened the most. #16DaysUntilTheBeginningOfTheEND-IfYouVOTE 🗳️ ✅

We broke it. Now tell us how to fix it.

Dermot Kennedy ad on the radio. Dude always sounds like he's earnestly telling you to buy a muesli bar

🤡 Zacharia's 1st interview was also a disaster 🤡 Katie did a puff interview with a Pizzagate chud and nonetheless had a hard time explaining the trainwreck that was her first briefing, why she lied about being an actual attorney, and she even shared her deep thoughts about toilets Supercut:

Short version: Russia was never a hoax

Why is it up to me to catch her?

A reminder for those at the back.

The president is now posting snuff videos of animals maiming humans

🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...

The people who screamed that children would be emotionally scarred by hearing a drag queen read “Jack and the Beanstalk” are OK with those same children watching Pete Hegseth’s livestream of a man getting his brains blown out by a bunch of guns.

1. Trump’s new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia is a prolific user of Truth Social where she regularly promoted Pizzagate and QAnon conspiracies, accusing elites in the Democratic Party and Hollywood of running child sex rings and eating people.

"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of the Orange Order. They had refused to march on the Garvaghy Road… because it was haunted”

Fantastic news about the Garvaghy road. Bryson and Lockhart can now go back to being social media trolls