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My Dad had dementia… These *repeated* tests aren’t to answer the ‘does he have it?’ question; they’re to address the concern of ‘how rapidly is it progressing?’

“Quiet part out loud… Elon Musk knew Trump could make all his problems/investigations go away, and he did…”

"Most importantly, Kushner appeared to have transferred significant amounts of money from the Dubai account to other individuals, including a warlord, a mercenary and a one-time hit man. The story sounded preposterous, I told my source. And yet." www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

I need to create an account or download your app, huh? Know what else I can do on the same internet? Look up your competition.

Dems take control of Congress and y’all better Short TF outta all his companies…

I learned a lot of things from my late father. ‘Defending Pedophiles’ was not one of them.

Washington has discovered a brilliant financial strategy. Cut benefits for people who need them, cut taxes for people who don't, and borrow the difference from people who aren't old enough to vote.

‘Violated standards‘ implies the existence of said standards. You violated *Observable Reality*, Madame.

“Disavow the Blues Brotherhood? Of course not- they’re on a Mission from God!”

Meta took down the No Kings instagram; TikTok banned the Musk documentary account for supposedly violating its political posting policies. A reminder that platforms are owned by the wealthiest of people, control the means of media distribution, & put their thumbs on the democracy scale as they wish

the “russia hoax” was never a hoax

A Scaramucci is ten days (july 21-31). Zacharia was appointed on Oct 9 and lasted till October 16. So a Zacharia is seven days, or 7/10ths of a Scaramucci.

In the History of The Spoken Word, there has Never EVER Been a More Truthful Utterance....

Given today’s inflation figure, just a little reminder of what this Administration inherited as they take the ‘Blame Biden’ approach: October 19, 2024

Ooooof…..

Remember when Bad Things would happen to Bad People? Kinda hope we get back to that….

Found online. I do not know to whom the credit goes, but this wins the internet, for me. 🤣🤣🤣 #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

FWIW, Greg is not just an amazing economist but really and truly ‘Good People’….

Economists really need to get off twitter. EconTwitter is now just like “bad instruments are DEI and women ate stupid” interspersed with a few good economists talking about the latest Claude update

Pop Quiz, Mr. Brooks- If they’re doing this, what sobriquet do they deserve? G’head. Take your time. We’ll wait- www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Absolutely No Spice Girls They Might Be Liars 4 Con Blondes

I know that Ray Ratto has some qualms about being The Obit Guy but he is so good at them. defector.com/mike-ditka-f...

“Hey Boss…I know I been callin’ in favors for da Sox but with Da Coach joinin’ *your* roster today- right before da Packers game too, huh Big Guy?- I’m gonna ask you ta make sure dere’s a extra can’ o Whoop Ass in da Bear’s pic-a-nic basket this Sunday. FTP Now and Forever, Amen”

“Will Hasan slump left, right, or forward? What’s the Over/Under on executioner misses? Will there be a coup de grâce? Parlay all of these and more on Kalshi, the official betting app of a rapidly falling nation!“

There is No Bottom, and there are No Brakes….

(Soundgarden voice) 🎶Black hole sun Won’t you come🎶

“Membership has its privileges”

I’m old enough to remember when Biden’s physical condition and mental acuity was a neverending above-the-fold perma-story….

“Very bad things such as what, exactly, Mr. President? Please be as specific as possible and speak clearly so that all the jurors at a future tribunal can avoid any doubt”

Wage growth just keeps slowing. And yes, wages are rising slower than prices, and no, that's not how economic growth is meant to work.

You can re-write bad legislation. You can’t Un-Fuck the damage done to constitutional and governmental norms.

Lazarus? Wedding of Cana? 1980 US Men’s Hockey Team? Pfft! Watch ‘dis- I’ll shows youse jagoffs a *REAL* miracle.…

Senator Schmitt screwed the pooch so bad Kash Patel is offering him a job at the FBI.

Schmitt’s attempted maneuver this morning deserves ridicule, but there’s a more serious aspect to it. He was trying to frame Jack Smith. This was no innocent mistake, but part of a calculated effort to bear false witness against a person in order to harm the credibility of his work and character.

Q for the Lawyers out there: Can Dem POTUS via XO- an official act and under the guise of the currently fashionable ‘for NatSec reasons” - order the release of Smith’s report that Cannon shot down?

* Beariachi

Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It is often weakened by attacks on the institutions in the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January of 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."

"We cannot and will not allow them to take the majority in the Congress." That's Speaker Mike Johnson in Dallas. Judge Luttig thinks you should take it seriously. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Seeing as how I have not had to use my car insurance or my life insurance, I too must be committing fraud according to Captain Mensa von Dumbfuck here….

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.