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Where do people even post fanvids anymore, because this seems like a tree falling in the woods situation.

It is funny to me that points two and three are “we must rebel against the tyranny of the apps” and “free email is not enough”. But once those issues are solved Palantir can get into less important things like reinstating the draft and ethnically cleansing the nation

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed. We must get rid of Palantir altogether. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

I’ve had this in my head all day

“An iceberg? At this time of the year? In this part of the Atlantic? And we’re about to crash into it?”

Me and my theater friends were the exact right people to lose our shit during "Project Hail Mary" when he was suddenly wearing a CATS shirt. (vague spoiler) Why did they pack him *that* many stupid shirts?!?

anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using, with no explanation.

J. D. Vance is... bell hooks' Wario?

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

New art up in Bushwick a few blocks from where ICE kidnapped a man off his stoop and then were driven out of Brooklyn by the community defenders who mobilized against them.

This is your reminder that if you are a class member and have NOT yet filed a claim in Anthropic v. Bartz, the AI copyright lawsuit, you have 9 days to do so.

I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.

nobody stop him!! nobody get him anything!! he does not need media training he does not want it he is happy, he is getting his daily enrichment activities online!!

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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage. #TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

No one should ever market a book as "reverse grumpy/sunshine." That doesn't mean anything! Grumpy and sunshine aren't gendered!

I'd bankrupt Elon for twenty bucks and a meatball sub

Not sure how to RT "I hope we both die" to the Mountain Goats guy without bluesky suspending me but it's there in my heart.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Jake Paul with a level of backpedaling we haven't seen since he fought Anthony Joshua.

Statements I would've thrown a chair over in mid-2003s Battlestar Galactica discourse now have me like YES OBVIOUSLY!!??! in reality.

The largest federal prison in the nation is Fort Dix, which has a rated capacity of 4,600 people. The largest of these warehouse camps may hold more than twice that number of people. The federal government hasn't operated a prison camp inside the United States that large since Japanese Internment.

Show a screenshot from the very first video game you remember playing:

Do not make art if you don't enjoy the process of slowly getting better at making art. That is the gate. Consider yourself kept.

Lol this is so great.

"Centered on" is doing a lot of work in this synopsis of Stranger Things (2016-2025).

Unfinished. #LiamRamos

Can't wait to use my AltGr key to unlock new additions to LGBTQ+. We're gonna get a € in there.

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

That CBS segment and/or chill company party just reminds me I could be watching "Dirty Laundry" on Dropout dot tv.

the concept here is just "people like Andy Cohen, what if we did one of those" except the relevant part they're missing is "people like Andy Cohen"

Reminder that the budget of Stranger Things season 5 was $400 million

bye 2025👋