"mr. riffs"

born with the world at his fingertips and made nothing of himself but a disgusting roadkill-eating moron. scum of the fucking earth.

BREWERS!!!!!!⚾💨

Think about the oil executives being so flush with cash, and then imagine the current cost of your own life and the huge cost to the planet we share. Unconscionable profiteering by ghouls. Oil majors are everything evil about the world.

Lol did the police union write this?

Funding Russia, to help Iran kill americans.

BREW CREW!!!!!!!

Evergreen

you're hungry for food? in this economy?

It is not fair to compare RFK Jr to Mengele. Mengele was a doctor.

The cognitive dissonance required to separate a Pentagon sanctioned execution from the poor general attitude about the sanctity of life in our country and the weapons within it is quite a lot. But pew pew pew mfs 👍

There are ZERO responsible gun owners in the US because if these people existed my kid wouldn't be risking getting shot by merely going to school

I don't walk around with this seed of an idea in my mind that someday I might have to kill someone. Again that mentality is totally nuts

The three worst parts of America: Racism, car culture and gun culture

what a stupid fucking country

it is such a sick beat

The Atlantic: Because Fox News Won't Hire Tom Nichols

The next Dem president needs to announce the arrest of all these MFs literally at the Inauguration

It's fucking 2008 all over again, I can't deal with another downward economic shift like that. We're never catching up! That's the point, we're never fucking catching up!

The unforced error presidency

"While promoters and venues wield great power over concert tours, experts say an artist of Sheeran’s magnitude generally has the final say about what happens concerning the shows." Lol what a bad call

Why are people compelled to be transphobes? What is the character flaw that makes you want to be a total cunt?

ATTN: AI stans

That day, I knew the US would immediately do the wrong thing and make it all worse

Hypocrisy never stopped evil people.

As much as I despise this technology what makes me more sad is that gun control isn't even part of the conversation anymore. No justice no safety Death and lawsuits is all we get

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

Make a band bigger Fleetwood Big Mac

I think this is 'pie in the sky' crazy talk given the large amounts of new parents who are using similar disinformation to decide that vaccination isn't safe for their children

To 90% of drivers this is not satire

I was on a Torrance Transit bus where the driver was getting trained and when the trainer saw a bike rider on the road ahead, she said "You have to give the biker four feet no matter what. If you don't think you have four feet, you need to wait to pass until you do." Wanted to hug that lady so bad.

Osama Bin Laden hit the dunk tank bullseye that made the US collapse in on itself in a quake of massive authoritarian paranoia and bald racism.

I love how Fran Hong losing by the tiniest margin is all of a sudden a "cooler heads will prevail" moment for the politically timid. You are going to lose with that attitude, I promise

Second time I've seen this account post something totally bogus

Is Jimothy Chalamet a thing? Can we have a meme please? Just TCs face on a raccoon body would suffice. I'm too busy but someone should get on it.

the male urge to frequent businesses that serve popcorn

When I was young, I dreamed of being a famous actor or musician but it's probably for the best that it didn't work out because I would be a total crackpot by now

Dementia

"why are you using the guest bathroom rn? my mother's here for christ sake"

just so we’re clear, America banned transgender people from sports before they banned guns from schools

Documentation is an essential part of engineering

I got a double shift tonight playing cat pizza

It's funny how a lot of games are having a little job on your phone

Everything he touches turns to literal shit

Democrats back a candidate they know they probably shouldn't. Then they pull their support in July, just a few months before the election. Stop me if you've heard this one.