Low Cognitive Ability Agent

Low Cognitive Ability Agent

@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social

You are receiving these posts as a dream. We are unable to transmit through your shitpost neural interference. We are transmitting from the year 2-0-2-8. You are receiving these posts in order to alter the events you are experiencing.

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Erik Loomis
@erikloomis.bsky.social

This Day in Labor History: October 23, 1995. John Sweeney won the election to become president of the AFL-CIO. People hoped this would revolutionize the labor movement and usher in a new wave of success. It mostly didn't, but it remains a really important moment in American labor history!

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Ed
@notdred.bsky.social

Imagine you call in Trump to campaign as a last ditch effort and he tells everybody you’re going to lose and starts talking about hot men’s asses instead

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Roy Cooper: "He's going to become your senator and it's crazy" RIP Michael Whatley

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Jake Grumbach
@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social

Replying to @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social

Trump himself clearly sees compromised politicians in his own administration (e.g., Hegseth) and Congress (e.g., Cuellar) as easy to blackmail. If you wanna save democracy and the rule of law, Democrats have to clean house! This is absurd!

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gwen howerton
@kissphoria.bsky.social

ken paxton:

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com

More damaging revelations about Ken Paxton: A previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration where Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife on.wsj.com/4yKLe4d

on.wsj.comMore damaging revelations about Ken Paxton: A previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration where Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife

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Mina Kimes
@minakimes.bsky.social

Knew that Oklahoma kicker would nail it the second I looked up his headshot. Zero curvature in that smile. This kid has ice in his veins.

Low Cognitive Ability Agent
@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social

In an admin full of pathetic losers this guy truly stands apart. You couldn’t pay me enough to make such an embarrassing performance of masculinity in public

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."

Low Cognitive Ability Agent
@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social

It’s a perfectly fine song? It’s not as good as any song from Kacey musgraves new album but it’s like a serviceable pop country song and I’m not surprised it’s as huge as it is. But yeah sure everyone who likes it is a soulless, mindless sheep who voted for trump, why not

Acting the Fulemin@actingthefulemin.bsky.social

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Michelle S. Phelps
@michellesphelps.bsky.social

The New Republic has a great series, Right Now with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social, that's been revisiting summer 2020, "woke 1.0," and calls to shrink the police. Catch convos with @devawo.bsky.social, yrs trly, and @alexvitale.bsky.social on Substack: newrepublic.substack.com/s/right-now-...

Perry Bacon@perrybaconjr.bsky.social

Great conversation with @michellesphelps.bsky.social about why Minneapolis has become a center for 2020s activism and the problem of progressives/Democrats distancing themselves from the 2020 protests. newrepublic.com/article/2146...

newrepublic.comTranscript: Why Minneapolis Has Become the Center of 2020s PoliticsAuthor Michelle Phelps explains why Minneapolis has been at the center of recent racial justice movements.

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The New York Times
@nytimes.com

Ten people who were deported and taken to Liberia this month described a harrowing journey that included months in detention in the U.S. before being sent to nations where they had no ties. All of them said they experienced or witnessed what they described as abusive or violent treatment by ICE.

nyti.msDeportees Sent to Liberia Recount Harrowing Details of U.S. Expulsion and Treatment by ICETen deportees said they experienced or witnessed what they called abusive or violent treatment by ICE. They spent months in detention, they said, before being sent to nations where they had no ties.

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social

I wrote a(nother) thing! This time it is about how no amount of military technical excellence can salvage a situation where political leadership has, in their abject strategic incompetence, demanded the military accomplish an impossible mission. Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...

foreignpolicy.comThe U.S. Is Learning the Wrong Lessons in IranTactical excellence can never salvage strategic incompetence.

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Casey Drottar
@caseydrottar.bsky.social

The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third.