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listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span

Solidarity Forever

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...

Do not trust the DA or the police, part 4837594858282858572

Iran War Enters 6th Justification

The Odyssey (2026)

Nice NPR tote… you fucking jock

Apricot season has started in CAs San Joaquin Valley. "Saul" shares, "I get paid 1.50 per bucket. This is my first time working this job. It is very tiring I must use a ladder to go up and down to pick the upper cuts from the tree." #WeFeedYou

Obama lives rent-free in Trump’s head, making him the first black man any Trump has ever rented to.

The cast of The Odyssey has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Mamdani: When I am speaking about AIPAC, I’m speaking about an organization that has fought any attempt to actually deliver safety to people not just in Palestine but, frankly, throughout much of the region. And it is a status quo of immorality. It is one that I will not accept.

Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise.

A funny way for a secret service agent to get fired would be to whisper “Sir, they want you to shoot a free throw before the game” and see how far they can get

Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary #DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

To hell with a salary cap, I hope the MLBPA sticks it to the owners. MLB should be nationalized because the owners all suck. Teams should be publicly owned.

Sacco and Vanzetti and Grogu

AOC on possibly running for the Senate or President: They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.

this is what being in UAW feels like sometimes tbh

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means

Never Again must mean Never Again. To Jews, or to anyone else. (3/3)

Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat

Early in his career, William Randolph Hearst famously joked that if his papers kept losing $1 million a year, he'd lose all his money in 60 years. If the Post continues to lose $100 million a year, it will take Jeff Bezos 2000 years to lose his money.

Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Wael Tarabishi, the last person I wrote about for the Star-Telegram, died on Friday. Wael’s health declined rapidly after his father and primary caretaker, Maher, was detained by ICE last fall. The Tarabishi family believes that if Maher had not been arrested, Wael would still be alive. I do too.

I just realized (MacKenzie) Gore and Vidal (Bruján) were both traded today.

A public institution should serve the public and I’m glad to see so many of my colleagues agree from @rpsp-uaw.bsky.social

Students at Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis are walking out to protest ICE days after a clash between U.S. Border Patrol agents and protesters at the school. 📸: Jerry Holt

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Mandy Patinkin singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow with PS 22 chorus at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social inauguration