normal man

Why aren’t napkins called dry wipes?

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Boobs 2: Electric Boobaloo

Feivel dresses west

Take that, Martha’s Vineyard!

CVS is just a Walgreens that was hit by a hurricane.

Well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Do the Toads ever explore each other’s bodies?

Flicking those nips like the Gerudo Valley theme guitar player.

Off to buy another DVD set of Hoarders, does anyone need anything?

People really think companies are manually changing POI nomenclature on maps? 🥴 These systems are automatically taking changes from a government database, changes that reflect a political choice you (and I) disagree with. So many better things to be outraged by.

RIP Dolly, what a gut punch.

Just use fancy French names for every tax that applies to rich people and the messaging takes care of itself

TACO BELL SHOULD OFFER A BURRITO IN THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF A HUMAN MAN SO YOU CAN GO "CHIMP MODE" ON IT.

The internet’s biggest UX issue is being exposed to the opinions of children.

Seems like Mitch is just quiet quitting.

Dude Wipes! The perfect gift for a Bad Ass

[to the Beatles melody] A long and winding nap *BUM BUM* while working remotely

Sports are a big part of Woke 2.0

Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

Folks we have a whole new Momoa and in this one he can see.

Nothing more perverse than an NFL baseball hat

Best part about election night is all the tranches.

Hanging out! From the noble hog, to the humble piglet

Precious Moments is Pokémon for grandparents

the vapors are alive and well in new orleans

don’t refer to me or my personal item ever again

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

grok be runnin’ on that natty g

I think it's very fun that they were like "idk here's Alolan Gaga"

siri jungle movie with kevin bart

American terrorism

AI is the aesthetic of authoritarianism

braiding sephiroth’s hair

Say what you will about America, $13 dollars still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.

There’s nothing quite like holding the news in your hand. @theonion.com

Catherine O’Hara news is a gut punch

Look for the helpers.

the unbearable psychic damage of being alive in America and having a conscience

Krispy Kreme Grandma’s “was it crispy?” but about the Crunchwrap

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

Trader Joe’s is a soft spot between earth and the fae

i’m an american, of course I eat corn

The best part about Pokemon ZA is arguably Zygarde’s glowing butthole.