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FWP but is #beyondthegates no longer available to stream for free on the CBS app? It's how I have been watching from day 1 and now it says I need to subscribe.

@alannabennett.bsky.social’s The Education of Kia Greer is fantastic! I hope one of the streaming services options it, it needs to come to life on the screen and not just in my head while camped out reading in my car near a Panera parking lot.

Currently being held together by caffeine, Aleve, and TLOAS.

I need GV’s character BLOOD RELATED to Ashley so there’s no chance of pairing. #beyondthegates

I need Tomas and Eva to hook up. And then I need her to also tell him he's bad in bed. #beyondthegates

Trying to imagine Turtleneck Ted talking about Dylan McKay and… #beyondthegates

Allison doesn’t know her at all. #beyondthegates

This made me giggle.

Doom scrolling feels extra doomy tonight.

It's not a true breakup until one of them changes their hair drastically.

💔

The line “they’ll never pay taxes” from RFK Jr. today perfectly sums up the mindset of the US govt in 2025. Your value as a human being only equals what you can financially contribute to them.

Poorly.

Schumer contemplating a government shutdown last Friday:

I just yelled shut up at the snow.

I enjoyed learning that if a moose ever decides to kill me, it was meant to be, fated in the stars, foretold in the ancient moose texts. It was always going to end this way and really, the moose would be setting me free. Oh also, they enjoy swimming! How neat!

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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The murder hornets make a comeback.

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

My son’s pediatrician asked if we were sticking to the typical vaccine schedule after he was diagnosed with autism. I told him I’d rather not subject my child with severe sensory issues to an unnecessary case of measles.

Embroidery helps, though

Like Matt Healy and Joe Jonas had a baby.

Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key

And now, like so many gravy boats, I shall retreat back into the darkness until a family member drags me out again on Christmas

Happy Caturday!

What I like about Bluesky — and what used to be so great about Twitter, and what Threads never figured out — is that I can load it up and immediately know what’s happening in the world

This math is the worst. My son will most likely need care for his entire life, and I am frequently wishing I had him when I was younger. 😞

Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

I started binging Desperate Housewives the day after the election as a distraction from everything. Television series have definitely changed in the last 20 years. 20+ episode seasons and these storylines…😂 I should be distracted for the next few weeks at least. 🙃

I hope one day to live in unremarkable, calm, precedented times

About me: I’m a wife and mom.(My son is nonverbal autistic and my whole world.) I have anxiety and use social media as an escape. I binge comfort shows and listen to way too much TTPD at the moment. I am entirely too “online” and am grateful for a less toxic place to escape to. #intro

An old time favourite of mine, for giving hope when times feel dark 👇 #Tolkien

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.

Officially left “The Bad Place”. Hope I don’t regret it. 🫣

#Caturday

Hi everyone! Excited to reconnect over here. 💙